Do Not Open Before Christmas

Alexis ~ they/them ~ 27 ~ aspiring to be a little old grandma

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[capinejghafa]

CLUE (1985) dir. JONATHAN LYNN

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[pseudomantis]

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[roxylalonde]

Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

[roxylalonde]

stop being funny on my own post

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

[netherator]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

"what's on your phone?" gay guys. next question