I'm a Bad Bitch Motherfucker

Hi. My name's Marid and I fucking hate you.

[guooey]

[marid-illea]

The fact that people still like my posts just shows how timeless and powerful I am.

[marid-illea]

Wassup Madrid

Just chilling in limbo

[marid-illea]

TIME TO CHANGE YOUR BIO AGAIN

how about

no

[marid-illea]

An Alligator ate a kid...

yeah

[marid-illea]

Sorry, but what is the name of the guy on your pfp if you don't mind me asking? He looks really cool but I can't find his name anywhere.

honestly..... I don’t know it’s been a hot second

[marid-illea]

The fandom is nothing without you please come back

babe

[marrymeaspen]

My boyfriend is Gregory Ilea?

Just recently my boyfriend has revealed to me that he too would like to see all the democracies of the world be exchanged for monarchies. Perhaps me marrying @marid-illea was less of a fanfiction and more of a psychic vision of my future. Macrid happened guys.  

[marid-illea]

Soulmates, I say

[marrymeaspen]

Me, pretending I’m America Singer (and butchering the one pose in the least attractive grad photo I took)

[marid-illea]

My lovely wife ❤

[mackenzie-illea]

House rules @marid-illea

[marid-illea]

Never heard anything truer

[princess-may-singer]

Ahh I’ve missed @marid-illea ’s around. It’s good to have you back bro

[marid-illea]

I know right. I’m amazing.

[mackenzie-illea]

Don’t fuel his ego. He’ll start drinking again.

[marid-illea]

Ha joke's on you. I never stopped

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I'm sorry sweetie

[princess-may-singer]

Ahh I’ve missed @marid-illea ’s around. It’s good to have you back bro

[marid-illea]

I know right. I'm amazing.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don't you remember

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it's our blonde kid

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let's just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.