I'm the Bad Bitch Motherfuckers Wife

Hi. My name's Mackenzie Illea and you can buy my love with red wine.

[mackenzie-illea]

The fandom thinks the Illea family drama is over but actually, @marid-illea has just been taking a nap.

[marrymeaspen]

Me, pretending I’m America Singer (and butchering the one pose in the least attractive grad photo I took)

[marid-illea]

My lovely wife ❤

[mackenzie-illea]

Nicest thing you've said to me all day👏🏻

[mackenzie-illea]

House rules @marid-illea

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

[mackenzie-illea]

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

[mackenzie-illea]

I think that’s my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

I mean the only difference is I get drunk more often but with worse hangovers 🤷🏼‍♀️

[mackenzie-illea]

Ahhh yes. You are my child. Eventually you’ll learn how to avoid hangovers just like your ma.

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Is the answer expensive booze? Cause my job doesn’t support that lol

[mackenzie-illea]

No you just gotta grow a pair

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

[mackenzie-illea]

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

[mackenzie-illea]

I think that’s my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

I mean the only difference is I get drunk more often but with worse hangovers 🤷🏼‍♀️

[mackenzie-illea]

Ahhh yes. You are my child. Eventually you'll learn how to avoid hangovers just like your ma.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

[mackenzie-illea]

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

[mackenzie-illea]

I think that's my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

[mackenzie-illea]

Ha with what money! I'm knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

[princess-may-singer]

Ahh I’ve missed @marid-illea ’s around. It’s good to have you back bro

[marid-illea]

I know right. I’m amazing.

[mackenzie-illea]

Don't fuel his ego. He'll start drinking again.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[mackenzie-illea]

Whoops. It's all the vodka. I swear.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[thewaverlytimes]

ISSUE NO.3: MAY 2017

WRITERS

ANJ –– @ladyanj ESTER –– @book-and-comic-fangirl ROSE –– @not-your-dear PAULA –– @princess-may-singer

DESIGNERS

VIV –– @camilleschreave PAULA –– @princess-may-singer ROSE –– @not-your-dear

CHEIF EDITOR

ANJ –– @ladyanj

FEATURED

PIA –– @dreamyunicorngirl MONICA –– @krisspiaria LIBBY –– @theselectionerpotterhead KIERA –– @partylikeawordstar DEEPTHA –– @theheirofillea GREGORY –– @gregory-illea MARID –– @marid-illea GEORGIA –– @georgia-illea AUGUST –– @august-illea @skylars-selection @maxericaruleillea @the-island-sea @illeacourt

[mackenzie-illea]

Shit this is a thing that I missed?

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That's my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How'd the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[aprinccessofillea]

my day was perfect; Henri made the cake Hale made the dress Camille, Josie and Aunt Brice were the perfect bridesmaids Neena was my made of honor His and My Parents sat together Ahren was there But best of all, my soulmate was at the end of the isle.

[marrymeaspen]

I HAVENT READ THIS GOD DAMN BOOK BUT AHHHH

[aprinccessofillea]

I am sorry my edit was a spoiler!! But please enjoy the beauty!!

[marrymeaspen]

It’s all cool man😉 I waited to long to read the book and I knows whose end game. I just can’t figure out this Marid illea business 😭😭😭

[aprinccessofillea]

WE HATE HIM

[marrymeaspen]

I have picked up the feeling that he’s not a favourite of the fandom😂 That means I’ll probably love him. anD MY BOOK COMES EITHER TODAY OR MOMDAY!!!!!

[marid-illea]

@marrymeaspen

Originally posted by kritalia

[marrymeaspen]

Oh dear what have I gotten myself into. DONT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE CROWN!

[marid-illea]

You don’t know what a crown is? It’s something you wear atop your head like so:

Originally posted by begging-passion

[marrymeaspen]

The sass was unnecessary

[marid-illea]

*Sigh* It always is.

[august-illea]

Back before they were married @mackenzie-illea @marid-illea

[mackenzie-illea]

Ah pre MACRID, what a time to be alive

[marid-illea]

OH MY JESUS YOURE BACK!!!!! YES MORE MARID

Sorry, my boy band is really taking off

[mackenzie-illea]

Your boy band still sounds like pots clanging tho

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

i hate when people say haters are motivators wtf no i cry whenever i find out someone hates me

[mackenzie-illea]

Haters are my fuel, fake Mackenzie.