Marie Shiomi

Got that Tumblr tag before it became cooler than twitotinos

[ashenbot]

it’s like being a little bird

[malignedmare]

“i put this really cool black and white and red flag i found on the ground covered in boot prints up outside my bar and for some reason nazis just keep coming in!!! i guess it’s a break from all the cops that were coming in here before but good god can you people shut the fuck up”

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[koholint]

[lucumiau]

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too"

[jerkeline]

I got an e-mail from my son's school saying they have "become aware of a proposed student walkout on Thursday 13 August associated with the “Students Say No to Hanson” event, protesting Pauline Hanson and One Nation" and that "the proposed walkout is not supported or endorsed by me (the principal) or by school staff." They also recommended that "families discuss... with their children before Thursday" so I texted my kid about it, he didn't know it was happening and wasn't fully aware of who Pauline Hanson was, but now he knows, and is mad as hell, and is absolutely talking part in the walkout tomorrow lol Can't even rely on schools to do the woke indoctrination anymore, I have to do it all myself smh

[ladyshinga]

please god we are all so fucking tired

[tied-up-transfem]

A boot pressing down into my bladder as I whimper in delight.

[joshuaballsett]

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

[ashnods-transfemogrant]

remember to leash ur fav plushiegirl and never let her leave and tell her she's all yours n belongs to you

[ashnods-transfemogrant]

its vv important for a plushy to be possessed by the people who love it

[yokowan]

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

[yokowan]

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

[the-breadgirl]

[sadocanine]

Dude they should sexually take advantage of me on drugs id be so compliant.

[dykesnuffinggoddess]

If you can't handle me at my "OMG LOOK A COOL BUG" then you don't deserve me at my "that's it, puppy, show me how eager you are to be fucked".

[calware]

i love queen so much it still pisses me off that spam-tony or whoever the hell got more popular than her

[gingik]

When a popular girl you follow reblogs your post its like getting pinned to the wall and kissed by her without any of your own input

[estroghoul]

seeing a girl with a chain around her neck in public and fighting to suppress what I call the "reaching for the cops gun" instinct

[estroghoul]

funnier than me on my own post >:[

[a-delicate-touch]

the classic "accidentally touched a ticklish spot and once they realize youre ticklish they pin you down and tickle the fuck out of you"