So I imagine Sasunaru as a millenial couple at the grocery store, and it goes a little something like this:
• naruto pushes the cart while sasuke pulls out his iphone 13 (yuo, he keeps updated) from his pocket and opens the note with the grocery shopping list
• naruto: do you think the hen suffered?
• sasuke: whatever. we also need milk-
• naruto: do you think the cow suffer-
• sasuke: probably. that's why we're taking almond milk. *puts two cartons of almond milk into the cart*
• naruto frowns as he puts inside the cart two gallons of cow milk, sasuke rolls his eyes.
• they pass to the cereal hall, sasuke checks his lists and diverts his eyes to the phone
• 0.0005 sec later, naruto appears with a box of choco puffs and a box of froot loops
• sasuke: usuratonkachi... too much sugar. we're taking this instead (he says, putting two boxes of special k, making naruto pout)
• naruto: what about ramen?
• sasuke: we have ramen at home remember? you bought around 30 boxes last week?
• naruto scratching the back of his head, laughing nervously*: ah haha right, it's just they were about to expire and had 70% discount
• sasuke rolls his eyes again
• sasuke: i can't believe it... anyway, we need veggies
• while sasuke picks the veggies (green onions, regular onion, potatoes, tomatoes and avocados, for his avocado toasts with cherry tomatoes in the morning) naruto is looking around, a woman pases by with a baby sitting on the cart.
• naruto starts making faces at the baby, who laughs
• both sasuke and the mother of the baby are at the fruit section, picking some oranges and bananas. they both look at naruto playing with the baby
• sasuke freaks out when he realizes the woman next to him is the baby's mother
• tries to lay low, embarrassed of naruto making faces.
• mother of baby: oh he's so funny
• sasuke: i don't know him, i am not with him
• sasuke leaves immediately
• they return together and pass the frozen section
• sasuke stares at him. his heart twitches at the view as he pulls his phone back into the pocket
• enough of grocery lists for today
• he approaches naruto and pinches his cheeks softly
• naruto jumps on his feet, surprised as he turns to look at sasuke with bright red cheeks, who's looking at him with love and admiration
• naruto's eyes light up as he nods eagerly like a little kid. sasuke chuckles as he points with a nod towards the ice cream section, encouraging naruto to pick the flavors
• naruto rushes to the fridges and quickly returns with his all time favorite, chocolate fudge with chocolate chips and brownie bites and sasuke's ultimate favorite, vanilla bean.
• they go together, to the cashier machine
• naruto offers to pay this time, as usual, but as usual, sasuke never lets him
• he pays with his bar code on his phone. sasuke's not a big fan of credit cards or any kind of cards for the matter
• naruto offers a $20 bill to contribute with the total, but sasuke chuckles as he takes two of his fingers to naruto's forehead, giving it a small thud.
• sasuke: sorry, next time usuratonkachi
• naruto blushes but both laugh at the same time as they take the bags and walk back towards the car together
• naruto knowing sasuke will never let him pay
Ps. sasuke is the one who drives because naruto has never passed the driver's license test.
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