Become a cool consul like Me

I was consul an unpreceded seven times. The third founder of Rome, Winner against the germanic hordes and Jugurtha. Husband of Julia. I'm here to help, there's enough glory for all of us.

[metelluspius]

pass me one nore memory of my beloved sulla im not driving

[mamercus]

remember when he exploded into rotting moral decline worm ooze .. i wept

[mariussuggestions]

Me too

[erlkingirl]

we all have that 1 mutual who’s been consul like 7 times

[mariussuggestions]

Salve!

[mariussuggestions]

Salve

[wavaur]

is gaius marius here with us

[mariussuggestions]

I am here. What do you need me for?

[mariussuggestions]

i am still waiting for your eighth consulship.....

Salve my friend!

Look within your heart and you will know that I have been consul all this time; in truth, noone can hold that office without feeling my presence lingering, an everlasting curse to befall all who dare challenge my rightful place among the Great Men. Only my own claim to the consulship is true and all must remember this - or be driven into misfortune and despair, torn apart by the righteous talons of my vengeance and left to rot in the putrid remains of their useless ambition.

Thanks for your support! :)

[metelluspius]

quintus caecilius metellus pius

[mamercus]

is this real

[metelluspius]

i thjnk so

[mamercus]

no his name is quintus caecilius metellus penis i read it on an inscription i’m sure

[mariussuggestions]

Really? I think it's Quintus Caecilius Metellus Piglet

[mariussuggestions]

marius come back we miss you……

Do not worry, my friend! This unfortunate consulship explosion was just a minor setback. I am very strong and durable and I will simply reassemble myself.

I hope nothing drastic happens in the meantime...

[mariussuggestions]

Nowhere on the tables does it say that you stop being consul if you explode while in office.

Support me for more legal loopholes!

[mariussuggestions]

I am your uncle

[mariussuggestions]

How are you sir

Greetings friend!

I am feeling quite well and I am also optimistic that I will be re-elected as consul in the coming year. The premature scattering of my ashes was not detrimental to my efforts at all.

How about you, my friend? I trust you are well?

[medievaljournalist]

STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE

[mamercus]

mamercrisis. not sure war is supposed to be civil

[mariussuggestions]

Don't worry about it

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

after making this post, several likes and one reblog were conferred upon caesar, an honour that had previously fallen to no man.

[mariussuggestions]

This is NOT true! Marians, do not believe this man. Let it be known that I, Gaius Marius, achieved these honours long before your time!

[mamercus]

aediles aren’t real we don’t need them

[mariussuggestions]

This is very true!

[mariussuggestions]

I have been reading a lot about this Catullus guy (didn't I kill one like that?) and I will say, some of his stuff is quite good! However, he seems unhappily obsessed with this Lesbia lady...well, I guess not everyone is as lucky as I am with my Julia, haha!

[mariussuggestions]

Men from Arpinum are either good generals or good at talking but they all SERVE

[pompeiusliker]

sexy sexy sertorius mmmm