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forever mourning earthspark soundwave's fat ass (any pronouns, 19, transformers sideblog)

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intro post

hi im cd and i like drawing transformers and i'm occasionally funny sometimes every once in a blue moon (no robogore on this blog and no actual valveplug but there's probably going to be some suggestive/nsfw-adjacent stuff reblog-wise and post-wise > likely in the form of an incredibly immature sex joke > i am very immature > it will be mostly tagged with #suggestive)

the transformers fandom has made a multishipper out of me (currently big big fan of thunderfire and soundstar)

likes/follows come from @burntlibraryofalexandria

tags:

#my art: for my art posts

#cool art reblog: reblogged post tag (except sometimes i just reblog stuff without tagging anything im sorry or i use #reblog if the post im reblogging isn't art

#not art: the tag i use for text posts

#ask: tag for answering asks (my ask box is open go feral in there)

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me when i update my fic that i haven't updated since like april (this was the one thing i thought about during the entirety of my exams i was like orpheus the way i was looking back on it and yelling "waaaaaaaaaait for me i'm cominggggggggggggg")

chapter 5 of my earthspark soundstar fake dating fic here!!!!

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chapter 6 out nooooooooooooow!!!!!!!

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a starscream pov chapter in my soundwave centric earthspark soundstar fake dating fic?????! this isnt what i ordered what

chapter 7 above^^^^

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transformers (that i think) would 100% make the wish from obsession

starscream (will be using it on literally anyone take your pick)

tfp megatron during the orion pax arc in season 2 (on orion pax)

tfp soundwave during the orion pax arc in season 2 (on megatron)

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soundwave has horrible taste in men (they hate fragged after this)

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pride month over, time for prowlisms

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me when i update my fic that i haven't updated since like april (this was the one thing i thought about during the entirety of my exams i was like orpheus the way i was looking back on it and yelling "waaaaaaaaaait for me i'm cominggggggggggggg")

chapter 5 of my earthspark soundstar fake dating fic here!!!!

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chapter 6 out nooooooooooooow!!!!!!!

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bro... 💔

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jetfire musings because i love him <3333

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Character requests? How about Beachcomber? He's so cute and there's not nearly enough fanart of him

I AGREEEE!!!! i love his design sm i always have a soft spot for surfer characters...

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mechpreg/sparkling thoughts that i have because im going feral in my enclosure:

okay so yknow how people can freeze their eggs/sperm so they can have a test tube baby later? and how cold construction has sparks frozen in crystals to be shoved into a frame? what if mechs who get sparked just decide to freeze the newspark in a crystal thing in case they're unable to raise a newspark at the time... hear me out....... (they get a secret third option which isn't keep it or terminate it)

also i know most mechpreg headcanons have sparklings develop over a long time due to the long lifespan of cybertronians so it takes sparklings a while before they can actually transform but i think it'd be really funny if sparklings came out toddler sized and were able to transform straight out of the forge like horses (like a baby horse will be running around within an hour after being born or something)

imagine starscream with a fresh-from-the-forge sparkling that gerwalks and is constantly flying into shit (starscream cannot catch a break because he has to make sure his sparkling isn't about to hurl itself off a cliff)

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

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chat please please please please do NOT let starscream lose to stan pines oh my god impregnate that jet!!!!! (you see starscream gets to be the leader of the decepticons if he beats stan pines since megatron couldn't beat ford pines)

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if thundercracker was an evil oil baron would he then be thunderfracker

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gee prowl i wonder why everyone thinks you're homophobic (the autobots and decepticons have a temporary truce every pride month to go be gay and have interfactional affairs and prowl dislikes interfactional affairs)

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me when i update my fic that i haven't updated since like april (this was the one thing i thought about during the entirety of my exams i was like orpheus the way i was looking back on it and yelling "waaaaaaaaaait for me i'm cominggggggggggggg")

chapter 5 of my earthspark soundstar fake dating fic here!!!!

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 3

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Starscream (Transformers)

Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Voting ended onJun 13

PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Eggman]

"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."

"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."

"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."

Eggman propaganda from last season

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chat oh my god please vote for starscream ive already lost one of my baby mamas to eggman I CAN'T LOSE ANOTHER (we WILL avenge soundwave!!!!) unlike starscream, eggman probably can't lay eggs.. YOU KNOW WHO (in fanon at the very least without it being too insanely weird) CAN LAY EGGS? STARSCREAM. WHO'S THE REAL EGGMAN NOW? #eggpreg starscream now or i'll do it myself

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Chopshop Cyberworld’s number one FAN biggest SUPPORTER weird little FREAK

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chat what if we all got really weird about windstream for pride month this year and had a yuriful pride month (happy early pride month!!!! teletraan-1 make these guys super gay and horny!!!)