I party hardy

Markiplier Roleplay. Good morning, sunshine! // None of the gifs I use are mine unless stated otherwise. //

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Right right, a manskirt. But it just feels flowy and plain… revealing! For me, at least.

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And I shall respect that! Besides, we’re not Scottish, we’re AMERICAN.

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I almost believed you with that ‘inner scot’ thing, you know. But wouldn’t that be like wearing a skirt, the most uncomfortable piece of clothing in the entire world?

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Correction: a manskirt. The most manly piece of clothing in the entire world.

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Ahh, understandable! Sometimes I make videos with only tyler oakley’s booty shorts on. Kilts, seriously? You would wear a kilt?

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I channel my inner Scot that way—no part of me is Scottish. At least you get the freedom of not wearing pants while still having something on your bottom.

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“It’s been a… Thing? So your fans do correlate you to being pants-less. Like my best friend, she also likes the idea of no pants. What are your alternatives to pants?”

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Oh, no, /that/’s because I play video games without my pants on. An alternative, you say? Simple. A kilt.

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“Everyone has spare time, well maybe not everyone” Han shrugged, pulling her sleeves up a little “Say, that sort of sounds like merch material, or catch phrase material. Is that your catch phrase?”

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It’s all in the time management. No, not mine. It’s been a thing since then, and I just pretty much live up to it.

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// uwu //

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[ ur a nerd, u know ur my bae. #NoHome ]

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// i’m too kakaibabe //

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“Are you SURE you don’t have spare time to do sPARE things in?”

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Nah, of course I do! Sometimes I spend them with my pants on, but because this is America, I have the freedom to not have them on. Home is where the pants aren’t!

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// uwu //

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Then we’d cook up a mean steak in my backyard or something, very LA, I love it. Without.. Without pants… What do you do in your spare time, mister Fischbach?

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I have no spare time.

[hannbelievable-blog]

I’m available during thursdays to saturdays, we can do it at my house so that we can get an MDK done, too! I feel you, sometimes it’s lonely to just talk to yourself in a video.

[markirnoo-blog]

Oh yeah, that’d be great! Only if we’re dealing with meat, of course, but that’s up to you. I hear you, especially without pants on.

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Sounds riveting, I love it! When do you think we can do this collab?

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Why, when are you available? I mean, all I do is talk to myself while playing video games. It’s nice to have some company.

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I don’t know either, that’s about the only game I know. Sure thing, I don’t know what that is, but I’m excited!

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You make a creature of sorts, and you just take over things and kill small creatures.

[hannbelievable-blog]

Sure thing, That would be exciting! Although it might turn out messy, alright maybe something else. Mmmaybe pokemon? You can decide!

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Hmm, I don't really know how we can do a collab of Pokemon, though. Ooh, how about spore?

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“Did the accent give it away? So, uh… what’s a certain Markiplier doing all the way here?”

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Oh, nothin’. Just checking out some...British tea.

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Yes. Yes? Yes. Hundred percent. Yes. 

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Goody goody gumdrops, then. Oh, we could do a challenge where we play Mole Hammers while making smoothies.

Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea.

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Herb Lore

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That’s wonderful! We can play anything, really, it doesn’t even have to involve cooking. I’m actually really excited!

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Then shall we play a nice rousing game of Mole Hammers?