A Cinematic Illusion

Writer, Director and Cinematographer. A lover of all things creative

[truebodyposi]

Me: Anorexia is a disease.

Fat Acceptance Advocate: Amen!

Me: Anorexia is not attractive.

FAA: Fuck, no, it's not!

Me: Not eating enough is not healthy.

FAA: Completely true!

FAA: Get those women some cheeseburgers!

Me: It is completely possible to recover from anorexia and get to a healthy weight, and maintain it!

FAA: Yaaaassss, help those skinny bitches!

Me: Obesity is a disease.

FAA: The fuck did you just say?

Me: Obesity is not attractive.

FAA: Wow, that's fucking cruel.

Me: Over-eating is unhealthy.

FAA: You don't know shit about my metabolism.

FAA: Weight and food aren't connected!

Me: It is completely possible to lose weight and get to a healthy weight and maintain it!

FAA: ALL DIETS FAIL.

FAA: YOUR WEIGHT LITERALLY CANNOT CHANGE.

FAA: YOU ARE A FATPHOBIC BITCH.

FAA: FUCKING DELETE YOUR BLOG.

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Last Shoot of 2015

A little something I shot yesterday. Our Concept Artist Hattie Billingham working on some concept art for our latest project "Klink" Written and Directed by Paul Rowland and Produced by Dullahan Productions https://vimeo.com/150450036

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Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw: “These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.  ‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.  ‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”

Then these scenes followed

and then they just walked away without hurting him.

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DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

[funkyfartmaster]

AWW

[sonoanthony]

Yes.

[sansadaily]

The Umbers and the Karstarks have already declared for the Boltons, so we’re not doing so well there.

[zizicat]

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This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Firefly had aired in 2015 instead of 2002, it would probably have just moved to Netflix when it was cancelled.

[vfilthy]

Supermarket carrots. Artist unknown

[markorphoto]

A little something I shot yesterday. Our Concept Artist Hattie Billingham working on some concept art for our latest project "Klink" Written and Directed by Paul Rowland and Produced by Dullahan Productions https://vimeo.com/150450036

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KLINK

Writer/Director Paul Rowland is currently in pre production on a follow up to his previous short film 'What are you made of?' which found success playing on Aer Lingus flights earlier this year. This new project 'Klink' is a return to the realm of tense, original horror film making. Being both a throwback horror story as well as a modern day tale

Hey Guys and Gals, We're putting together a badass little horror short in January and we need support. If you guys could spare anything at all we would be eternally grateful. A like and share would do either haha Thanks Guys and Gals

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/klink-short-horror-film/x/10626302#/

[yelirsti-deactivated20220719]

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

[jasonptodd]

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

[muffinpines]

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

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[theofmoviestills]

Best of David Fincher not giving a fuck: Gone Girl (BAFTA interview)

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a thing called “Secret Satan” where people draw each others names and then secretly prank each other throughout December.

[whoreofbabylllllon-deactivated2]

“You said he was a virgin.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Running away from the police after comitting a crime is kind of like Double or Nothing

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a microwave that makes things cold

[markorphoto]

You mean a fridge?

[papertownsy]

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

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