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From the compiler of @NetflixDigest. When contextless descriptions of Television and Movies from an unsuspecting Netflix are fed into a customized Markov Chain Algorithm, the results are truly out of this world. But, when this output is suddenly added to a Tumblr Blog, this mild mannered little Bot with a heart of gold is full of surprises. Based on a true story and the archived API calls to NetflixRoulette, tune in for Action, Adventure, and other words chosen at random from a frequency table you won't want to miss. Parental discretion is advised.

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Russia with Love Touch

Chipping Cheddar for fun adventures in the suburbs of Mumbai as they are hunted down by the US ambassador (Donald Sutherland) to discover that his wife look forward to peace and quiet in the British army and dispatched to cover the mayhem in the hands of five friends on a play by Brandon Thomas, this irreverent farce finds the phony female besieged by uncomfortable advances from several smitten suitors. Lara Tyler travels to Johannesburg in search of his father, who, at 75, has one last secret: He's gay. Buck the vulture and Harchi the hyena.

Python member, Graham Chapman. Earth's nearest star -- one that may help keep the peace.

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Lord Mystery Files: Hitler

The Chi-Lites and Sam Moore. Joined by his government handlers and having the son's long-lost twin brother infiltrate the gang.

Israelis and Palestinians and creates an international maelstrom in the area's indigent population. Tilton co-star in this debut feature from "Sopranos" creator David Chase.

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Soon, she has him right where she wants him -- agreeing to help him. Now El Mariachi must elude Moco's henchmen, who plan to create a shadow government and assassinate Adolf Hitler but is captured by soldiers, and the derisive nickname "the Duke.

" However, he proves to be just another hit and run. In Revenge of the biggest names in comedy -- including a young Mexican boy.

Zhu Yanzhi is the definitive film exploration of Earth's most colorful creatures: birds. Romano as he reveals the hard truth to family and friends.

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The Colony Color Splash

Despite the fact that he's unemployed and living with his tale of urban decay and insanity. York City's sewers and meets the devil, among other irreverent adventures. Fresh out of slavery and into freedom.

Rochel (Zoe Lister Jones) and orphanage head Madame Ngai (Beulah Quo) attempt to set her free. Mia takes an ill-advised and life-threatening turn, Inspector Netusil (Harvey Keitel) must get to the wild and wonderful.

Patten and Charlene Tilton co-star in this performance documentary about real-life "superheroes," ordinary people who need his help. Connor, who pledges to bring the thugs to justice, even if it means breaking the law.

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Two to Go On

Fingers. While Earth instead of Olympus, where he's forced to call three of the Dead" sets out in search of his daughter's friends.

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Van Wilder: Freshman Year

This high-impact thriller finds exiled crime boss by kidnapping his spoiled son and having the son's long-lost twin brother infiltrate the gang. Betsy Blankenbaker catches up with a sick joke at the prom. Brandon Thomas, this irreverent farce finds the wayward driver (James Robertson Justice), he's driven to distraction by the feudal lord Ramanuj, then by the Taliban prior to 2009, the U.

S. Jovovich stars in their apartment, a paranormal research group find themselves haunted by a true legend in this Daytime Emmy Award-winning animated series that pits the mismatched trio against monsters, aliens and their ragtag crew over the course of two years as they embark on a Robert Ludlum novel. A poetic look at Northern Ireland's street murals examines them as an expression of the action. Silva) to be holding a costly scientific formula, turning himself into a new team known as the base of operations for more than 200 banks and one of popular culture's most tangible monsters.

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Delocated Detective Bureau 2-3:

Mimi (Carina Lau). Neverlake, an ancient body of water said to be lost, the charismatic slacker became the first of 2003's "shock and awe" tactics took effect.

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Sample People Sangre de

Howard) to capture a record producer finds himself imprisoned in a battle between Hulk and Wolverine. Zen attitude to his hometown, only to be a flop -- a former FBI field agent (Christian Slater) is brought in by the feudal lord Ramanuj, then by the feudal lord Ramanuj, then by the side of the world is turned upside down when beautiful and talented fashion designer whose excitement in landing a dream job is complicated when her friends begin to seep into reality. Lesmeister, Rob Hardy and Osborne investigate the disappearance of a centuries-old demon.

James Bond is on heroin -- and the death of his inner-city properties. Joseph L. Siberia, the Gobi Desert and the detective is drawn into a violent criminal world.

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Fading Gigolo Fading of

Michael closely guard their true identities from enemies while forging romances with classmates and the annual Boo Festival. Gray is ecstatic about her boyfriend's past relationships, talk show producer Stacy gets the names of his true self. After fatefully named actors Roméo and Juliette fall in love and planning her wedding, while Amelia begins to despair that she'll ever find the answers before Christmas morning.

Eric Draven and his widowed wife Mu leads other widows into battle to save innocent lives and face the challenges of raising three kids in school Claire and Paige form an uneasy alliance with returning girls Abby and Taylor to solve the planet's energy problems. Muslim, respectively -- meet as new teachers at a Boston women's college, it releases an alien matter-converter machine transforms four baby girls into superheroes, the quartet must learn to work together as much DNA as she can, while defense contractor Josh outfits a state-of-the-art "ark" in a loveless marriage, Dr. Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Kathy Griffin, Jimmy Fallon and Judd Apatow -- pay tribute to the Galapagos Islands took a tragic car accident, suffering a nervous breakdown and slowly starting to piece her life back together, deaf widow Peg (Marlee Matlin) enters into a coven of sexy witches, all hell breaks loose when his buddy Cornelius Wettering seeks his help after running afoul of South African spies.

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Zero Act Like You

Argentina and Uruguay in suspense as they travel the world of backup vocalists and the ugly of matters of the popular crowd at school. Depardieu co-stars as Marianna De La Rosa, an heiress pledged to marry the ruthless killer is spreading terror throughout the 'hood, slitting people's throats and causing mass hysteria.

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II: Journey to a

Wilson and Brewster, three engines-in-training learning to ride the rails of life to help Peter catch other white-collar thieves but conceals an ulterior motive. High School, the desperate virgins set out to find and capture crime boss Colini (Marc Lawrence) training young Sicilian thug Giordano (Henry Silva) to be lost, the charismatic slacker became the indomitable party animal we've come to respect the family business and an evil gang of puppy-nappers take aim at Bud's little ones. George and The Blood Spattered Bride.

Koko, Wilson and Brewster, three engines-in-training learning to ride the rails of life to rescuing child soldiers in the city. II Siberian labor camp, a small town to impersonate bank robbers as a woman, he must overcome his demons and ghosts.

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Sisterhood The Diving Bell

A recovering addict returns home from school. Oona (Emma Caulfield) is worried: She's nearly 30, and her popular classmate, who doesn't seem to share her fabulous, fashion-forward lifestyle.

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Keeping Up with the

Will goes after his beautiful 16-year-old daughter -- who has serious issues with "mummy" dearest -- embarks on a Robert Ludlum novel. Join the fun as Pingu finds treasure, tries to end their "friendship. " California's battle for statehood is told through the Belgium countryside and cross paths with the heartless Mildred, his passion threatens to spill their dirt.

Richman goes on a vital mission to set her free.

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Hawking Heartlands The Heart

Jong-un. This Crack film editors Nick and Darryl are hired to save a movie in desperate need of assistance. Gordy CEO of their crew. Kessler.

Introduce What is my purpose. Hirt provides a jazzy soundtrack. Peruvian phenomenon. Porsche.

Unfortunately, Arnie, and provide for the sake of the frontier town of Forthaven on the residents of the frontier town of Lightning Point, two alien girls from picking fights with each other to their limits through increasingly extreme and dangerous desires.

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And Now a Word

Ashley. But After a pirate intent on mutiny. London's legendary Jack the Ripper.

When her fiancé follows her home for the sake of the late Monty Python member, Graham Chapman. Outer Darkness, from the mob and then she bumps into the criminal world, Cheng gets involved in a big, clothes-shredding tournament. Stern) returns to his identity: a tattoo reading "Dayani Cristal. " When the highly infectious and potentially lethal SARS virus starts spreading across Toronto, brave health care workers risk their safety to keep it hidden from them.

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Crow The Crystal Ball

Samantha to star in a cavernous storage facility. Cold War-era Vienna, Dr.

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Brothers Cottage to Let

Ithaca, little does he know he's bought the real vocals for a pretty pop star who can't carry a tune. Their stunt sets off on an expedition. In a not-too-distant future, a lethal virus sweeps across Europe, prompting the creation of quarantine refugee camps in the United States.

Elmo is an ancient body of water said to be a flop -- a cerebral but weak-willed young man pursuing a medical experiment goes awry, a group of five friends on a Japanese manga, this Korean dramedy series centers on a Japanese manga, this Korean dramedy series centers on Emad Burnat, a Palestinian farmer trying to figure out who's responsible for burning him while helping ordinary people with big problems. Earth's nearest star -- one black, one white -- who killed his father. Meyers, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig. To promote healing, the now-adult children of a fellow subway passenger, a young woman becomes the prime suspect in his future -- as a homophobic officemate who might be masking a few others seal themselves into a bitter fight against her own mother (Lee Remick) to maintain legal custody of her disability, a young woman becomes the prime suspect in his wife's (Mary Laura Wood) younger sister, Christine (Olga Edwardes).