Go ahead and laugh.

A manaless wizard.

[markus-the-frail]

Good day.

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[by-the-welder-light]

*a shadowy figure leans into the frame, eyeing you cooly*

I have something you want.

[markus-the-frail]

*He swallows a lump in his throat*

“umm…please elaborate?”

[by-the-welder-light]

you... have no mana, yes?

*you feel a tug on the door, the tip of a needle shows past it*

I can fix that...

[markus-the-frail]

*he laughs nervously and puts the chain lock on the door, backing away*

“Im afraid it uh…doesnt work like that.”

[by-the-welder-light]

*you see a slow grin grow on my face*

I'm afraid it *does.*

*my tail slinks up and around the lock*

[markus-the-frail]

*He shoots a spell onto the lock from his ring, heating the metal on it*

“I’ve tried. trust me.”

[by-the-welder-light]

*my tail flicks away, my grin seems unnaturally wide*

let's just talk, alright? nobody needs to be *poked-*

*I make a little jabbing motion with the needle*

[markus-the-frail]

“S-Stop that! please!”

*he backs up more*

“You cant cure this! I’ve done everything i could and it hasnt worked!”

[by-the-welder-light]

*I laugh a little more*

I never said cure~~

*with a flick, the needle in my hand is joined by half a dozen surgery tools*

[markus-the-frail]

“Please..dont…dont do this…”

*He is panting and swaying lightly*

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[by-the-welder-light]

*a shadowy figure leans into the frame, eyeing you cooly*

I have something you want.

[markus-the-frail]

*He swallows a lump in his throat*

“umm…please elaborate?”

[by-the-welder-light]

you... have no mana, yes?

*you feel a tug on the door, the tip of a needle shows past it*

I can fix that...

[markus-the-frail]

*he laughs nervously and puts the chain lock on the door, backing away*

“Im afraid it uh…doesnt work like that.”

[by-the-welder-light]

*you see a slow grin grow on my face*

I'm afraid it *does.*

*my tail slinks up and around the lock*

[markus-the-frail]

*He shoots a spell onto the lock from his ring, heating the metal on it*

“I’ve tried. trust me.”

[by-the-welder-light]

*my tail flicks away, my grin seems unnaturally wide*

let's just talk, alright? nobody needs to be *poked-*

*I make a little jabbing motion with the needle*

[markus-the-frail]

“S-Stop that! please!”

*he backs up more*

“You cant cure this! I’ve done everything i could and it hasnt worked!”

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[by-the-welder-light]

*a shadowy figure leans into the frame, eyeing you cooly*

I have something you want.

[markus-the-frail]

*He swallows a lump in his throat*

“umm…please elaborate?”

[by-the-welder-light]

you... have no mana, yes?

*you feel a tug on the door, the tip of a needle shows past it*

I can fix that...

[markus-the-frail]

*he laughs nervously and puts the chain lock on the door, backing away*

“Im afraid it uh…doesnt work like that.”

[by-the-welder-light]

*you see a slow grin grow on my face*

I'm afraid it *does.*

*my tail slinks up and around the lock*

[markus-the-frail]

*He shoots a spell onto the lock from his ring, heating the metal on it*

“I’ve tried. trust me.”

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[by-the-welder-light]

*a shadowy figure leans into the frame, eyeing you cooly*

I have something you want.

[markus-the-frail]

*He swallows a lump in his throat*

“umm…please elaborate?”

[by-the-welder-light]

you... have no mana, yes?

*you feel a tug on the door, the tip of a needle shows past it*

I can fix that...

[markus-the-frail]

*he laughs nervously and puts the chain lock on the door, backing away*

“Im afraid it uh…doesnt work like that.”

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[by-the-welder-light]

*a shadowy figure leans into the frame, eyeing you cooly*

I have something you want.

[markus-the-frail]

*He swallows a lump in his throat*

“umm…please elaborate?”

[markus-the-frail]

*you hear a short rap on your door. it's the middle of the night...*

@by-the-welder-light

*he opens it a crack*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning happily, sitting back down next to him*

you like ittt?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*delighted giggling, kissing his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*Hes burning red*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning happily, sitting back down next to him*

you like ittt?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Do you truly think so low of me? Do I seem like I intend to hurt you?

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit*

“no…sorry..”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i sigh slightly* Okay. Well. Other questions? About me?

[markus-the-frail]

“Um….anything I need to know?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhh I'm like. an immortal faerie demon embodiment of chaos type thing? I like gardening?

[markus-the-frail]

“gardening’s nice…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and nodding* Eeeexactly!! Its lovely and fun....hey want a flower?

[markus-the-frail]

“I would like that.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and letting go of him, disappearing for like, a minute, before reappearing with a bouquet of too many flowers to count, all sorta matching his towers decor and his own looks*

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah!…thanks.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Do you truly think so low of me? Do I seem like I intend to hurt you?

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit*

“no…sorry..”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i sigh slightly* Okay. Well. Other questions? About me?

[markus-the-frail]

“Um….anything I need to know?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhh I'm like. an immortal faerie demon embodiment of chaos type thing? I like gardening?

[markus-the-frail]

“gardening’s nice…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and nodding* Eeeexactly!! Its lovely and fun....hey want a flower?

[markus-the-frail]

“I would like that.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Do you truly think so low of me? Do I seem like I intend to hurt you?

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit*

“no…sorry..”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i sigh slightly* Okay. Well. Other questions? About me?

[markus-the-frail]

“Um….anything I need to know?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhh I'm like. an immortal faerie demon embodiment of chaos type thing? I like gardening?

[markus-the-frail]

“gardening’s nice…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Do you truly think so low of me? Do I seem like I intend to hurt you?

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit*

“no…sorry..”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i sigh slightly* Okay. Well. Other questions? About me?

[markus-the-frail]

“Um….anything I need to know?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Do you truly think so low of me? Do I seem like I intend to hurt you?

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit*

“no…sorry..”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, laying back slightly*

Hmmm, well, any more questions for me?

[markus-the-frail]

*He shrugs*

“You arent gonna like…hurt me right?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

I knowww, cutieee, is it rreallly a bad thing thoughh?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I dunno…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*You see an ad for an alchemist on a local board, along with a picture*

@markus-the-frail

*humming softly as i inspect it, gazing sorta blankly at it for a solid minute before deciding that i may as well go check him out, he seemed cute enough*

[markus-the-frail]

*He’s in a tower far far away from any civilization, he looks exhausted when you walk in*

“hello?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Helllllo! You had an advertisement upp?

[markus-the-frail]

“Hmm? o-oh yeah. I do.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aweeeesomeee!!! What kinda like. stuffff do you make? Oh also! I'm called Faye may I have your name?

[markus-the-frail]

“Yeahit uhmm markus…”

*He yawns and shows you a menu of just about every potion you could think of*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*looking utterly baffled that he just. straight up gave me his name*

Uh. Yeah, yeah, awesome...love potions?

[markus-the-frail]

*he yawns and shakes his head*

“cant…illegal.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...awwwww, cmon cutieee, make an exceptionn?

[markus-the-frail]

*He sstretches a bit*

“can make a suggestibility potion. but not love.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...*i giggle slightly* Yeahhhh okayyyy lets do that then hmmm?

[markus-the-frail]

“”mmnokay.”

*he looks through his potions before pulling out a clear one, handing it to you*

“200 gold please.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

..................sounds like a fucking scam c'monnnn, cant I have it cheaper?

[markus-the-frail]

“…150.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

....50. Orrrrr I can give you something elseee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs*

“fine…guess I can go without eating for a bit.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle*

Awww I can feed ya, cutie

[markus-the-frail]

“ssfine. you cant afford it i get it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, cmonn, let me at least make ya a drink, hm?

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods*

“Only If you can afford it.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*smirking and nodding* Awesome, awesome...You like absinthe? Tequila?

[markus-the-frail]

“Mmn coffee…”

*he rubs his eyes and sits down*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i shrug, and within 2 minutes he has a nice mug of coffee in front of him, tooootally not spiked with suggestibility potions...*

[markus-the-frail]

*he drinks it quickly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*sitting down next to him basically as if i own the place*

[markus-the-frail]

*He looks at you*

“umn…need anything else?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhhhhh no but Im bored sooooo

[markus-the-frail]

*he nods, still out of it exhausted*

“yeah alright….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Sooooo...tell me about yourself!

[markus-the-frail]

“Mhhn? Imm markus..um…an alchemist by trade and hopless wizard. unable to have any mana, have to use my health. but this ring makes me use my stamina instead.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohhh cute....you should get like, a patron. Like a powerful faerie demon thing.

[markus-the-frail]

“Wouldn’t work. id just drain their mana and wouldn’t be able to use it.”

*He sighs as he leans against your shoulder*

[f4y3w00d5]

....Whyyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“Dunno…tried using other peoples mana and it didn’t work then either.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

...Even a super powerful millenia old embodiment of stuff thingy?

[markus-the-frail]

*he grumbles as he nuzzles closer*

“dunno…prolly not.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*slipping an arm around him, holding him gently, smirking slightly* Alright cutie

[markus-the-frail]

*he jolts at the arm around him, a bit red*

“aint my namme…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*i giggle* Buuuut you're cute~

[markus-the-frail]

“…if i am. then im not that much.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shushhhh pretty~ I make the rulesss~

[markus-the-frail]

*he just shifts to mumbling tiredly*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and i very gently kiss his cheek*

[markus-the-frail]

*he looks very confused and looks at you wide eyed*

“hhuhwhuh?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling more*

Awww, is something up?

[markus-the-frail]

*he mumbles to himself and leans back against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling and pulling him onto my lap*

[markus-the-frail]

*he’s too tired to really do much, barely aware of reality at the moment*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*humming soothingly to him, pausing for half a second with a faint smirk for a moment, kissing his cheek again and totally not silently sorta...moving this place to my garden realm*

[markus-the-frail]

*He mumbles and hides his face against you, whining*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning broadly and patting him*

[markus-the-frail]

*he flinches a bit but mumbles more, half asleep*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Aww speak up cutiee~ Cant hear youu~

[markus-the-frail]

“Cutt it out…im not any of those thingss…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but sweethearttt, you are~

[markus-the-frail]

*he whines and shakes his head against your shoulder*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*patting him again*

C'mon sweetieee, its trueee~

[markus-the-frail]

*he hitches his breath for a moment tensing every time you pat him*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*nuzzling him gently, kissing his cheek gently*

[markus-the-frail]

“you’re a customer…shouldnnt…mnh.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Shouldnt what, pretty boy?~

[markus-the-frail]

“Im being unprofessional…m’sorry…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwww, but its adorablee~

[markus-the-frail]

*His cheeks burn as he looks embarrassed*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*kissing his cheek again, sliightly closer to his lips, grinning* And anyways, isnt this fun?~

[markus-the-frail]

“…shouldnt be…”

*He shudders a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling again* Anddddd cutie, why is thattt?

[markus-the-frail]

“cause we just mettt…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Awwwww, but we can get to know each other righttt?

[markus-the-frail]

“i guess….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Give me a chance, pretty boy~ I'm moree than worth your time~

[markus-the-frail]

*he sighs but nods*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*wide grinning and shifting, mumbling 'good boy' in his ear and patting him more*

[markus-the-frail]

*he shivers a bit*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him softly* Soooo, getting to know each other, rightt? Whatcha wanna know about me?

[markus-the-frail]

“um…why did you want the potion?”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*snickering slightly* Awwww, dont worry your pretty lil head about that okay?

[markus-the-frail]

“…okay…um…you can ask a question now.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Uhhh just tell me basics, I suppose... age, where you're from, sexuality.....sex history, relationship history, kinks-

[markus-the-frail]

“Aah um…23. Um…i came from that village nearby and um….i dont really know the rest….”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Ohh pretty young... I personally have been around since the start of time!! The place I was from is long gone and likeee im pan.

[markus-the-frail]

“Woah…thats um…scary.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* Is ittt? whyyy?

[markus-the-frail]

“You must be super strong and might hurt me…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Mmm I'm pretty strong but likeee,, couldnt i also look after youuu?

[markus-the-frail]

“I…I guess you could.”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

Seeeee, im not scary!!

[markus-the-frail]

“yeah…guess not…”

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*booping him on the nose then kissing his cheek again*

[markus-the-frail]

*he squeaks*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*grinning and kissing his nose*

[markus-the-frail]

*he covers his nose*

[th3-h0u53-1n-th3-w00d5]

*giggling* You're adorableee

[markus-the-frail]

“And you. are VERY forward.”