Big Butt, Bigger Heart

Marleigh. 28. I plan my free time. I bake.I learn.I laugh.I teach. I look like this. I like me. I like to eat

[ruinedchildhood]

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[mightyhecate]

#bob ross vibes 

[ruinedchildhood]

BIG MOOD

[ruinedchildhood]

Here’s what the reverse would sound like if I spoke to white people how they spoke to me

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[invisiblechell]

tumblr is a hivemind confirmed

[davidtheboy]

2nd year reblogging this monthly! Somehow, this post always reminds me of the 15th and how quickly the months go by. Here’s to another year of Tintin recongizing the date

[jojimasu-moved-deactivated20211]

The last 15th… of 2018… wrown

[blogthegreatrouge]

Lol gonna miss this

[waggtoon]

I’m gonna miss this too. I might bring it over to Twitter so that it doesn’t die.

[descole-dead]

Tintin says to sit the fuck up and shut up down cause this post isn’t going anywhere and you WILL continue to hate porn and reblog this post

[lilsugarbush]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[kim-jisoo]

I’ve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[snowflakeeel]

[angelrinisadork]

@coolman229

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

[geniusoflove]

r/lifehacks is like watching grown babies navigate the world and discover things for the first time and then getting entirely dunked on in the comments

[geniusoflove]

[evilrashida]

Bag Ladies in Formation

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[zhukini-deactivated20150625]

[shitshilarious]

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

[brightllight-deactivated2022030]

[brittany-murphy]

Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard