18,Veronica’s cousin,hates Heather Chandler

Yeah,for some reason,I totally don’t know why,he said it a couple times over the last few days

@marnie-sawyer

@slushie-the-hamster

You totally don't know why, huh?

No, by the way.

I didn’t say that,someone took my phone

Right, sure. In that case, you ought to keep it a little more secure.

Whatever

Yeah,for some reason,I totally don’t know why,he said it a couple times over the last few days

@marnie-sawyer

@slushie-the-hamster

You totally don't know why, huh?

No, by the way.

I didn’t say that,someone took my phone

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

too old. i have seen some things

What have you seen?

uhhhhhhh. you don't wanna know, oh the horrors!

Are you aware that they put alcohol in chocolate? That is a horror within itself.

ok that's pretty awesome actually. if i could consume alcohol or chocolate without freaking dying, i'd wanna try that.

It tastes horrible,actually,like really gross, like the worst thing you’ve ever eaten in your life multiplied by 10

oh :(((

that's sad, cuz it sounded like a good idea

I assure you, it’s not a good idea, it was disgusting

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

too old. i have seen some things

What have you seen?

uhhhhhhh. you don't wanna know, oh the horrors!

Are you aware that they put alcohol in chocolate? That is a horror within itself.

ok that's pretty awesome actually. if i could consume alcohol or chocolate without freaking dying, i'd wanna try that.

It tastes horrible,actually,like really gross, like the worst thing you’ve ever eaten in your life multiplied by 10

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

too old. i have seen some things

What have you seen?

uhhhhhhh. you don't wanna know, oh the horrors!

Are you aware that they put alcohol in chocolate? That is a horror within itself.

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

too old. i have seen some things

What have you seen?

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

too old. i have seen some things

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think he's been around longer than hamsters are ordinarily supposed to live, though. Then again, he talks. He's not exactly a normal hamster.

I'm not sure about that either. I don't know how I've survived this long.

I’ll just ask him myself

@slushie-the-hamster how the hell have you and jd survived his “father”?

How old are you,slushie?

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

The only good consistency, aside from Veronica.

Random question….how the hell old is slushie? How has he not had a heart attack from being in the same house as your “father”?

hey how many times have you seen that weird trenchcoat boy in your stores

which one? hes been to, like, a ton of different ones. im talking, like, from las vegas to boston. cant keep track of how many times anymore.

What can I say? It's nice to have a little consistency. That doesn't come easy when you're moving schools every six weeks or so.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing consistent in your life right now

petals-and-ashes

can i be the jdroncy guy/girl/thing pretty pls

Sure

Slushie,can you drink Coca Cola?

@marnie-sawyer

no i'd probably die :(

Oh dammit

yeah it sucks buns :((

Oh my God Coca-Cola is much better than the crap jd drinks, like slushies(the drink)are good once in a while, but not every damn day, coca-Cola on the other hand, I could drink that every day

Slushie,can you drink Coca Cola?

@marnie-sawyer

no i'd probably die :(

#slushie #slushie the hamster #my best friend is a damn hamster

Oh dammit

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Heather M to JD: No offense but were you homeschooled by a pigeon before coming here?