Slushie

the one and only 😎

[slushie-the-hamster]

Why is your name slushie.

because of slurpees. it's really stupid, i wish it was like. tyler or something, i don't know.

[slushie-the-hamster]

do you think jd will blow you up

nah. i don't think he'd do that. he's crazy, but animal cruelty isn't his thing

[slushie-the-hamster]

One day you'll be free

that day can't come soon enough 😔

[slushie-the-hamster]

Favorite hamster food??

strawberries and bananas! :3

[slushie-the-hamster]

how does it feel to be a hamster? do you get any existential dread?

it's great! no existential dread here! none whatsoever!

[i need a hamster shrink]

[slushie-the-hamster]

SLUSHIE,I WANT TO BOMB THE SCHOOL,DOES THAT MEAN I’M “CRAZY” LIKE YOUR OWNER?

@marnie-sawyer

that's... probably a crazy person thing, yeah.

[slushie-the-hamster]

Now look back at me.

*holds BIG gun.*

😮

scary :(

[mczn01xx]

Hi, can I join the Literature Club? :3

- @slushie-the-hamster

Ofcourse, Slushie! Anyone can join the club!

[slushie-the-hamster]

yayyy!! i already wrote a poem :3

roses are red

i stink at rhyming

if people read more

then the world would be better

[slushie-the-hamster]

Slushie look over there.

over where???

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

hi daniel

oh. it's you.

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

FUCK YES IT IS DANIEL.

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

alright. let's get to the point.

what do you want 😰

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii daniel.

employees. employees say hello.

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards

(EMPLOYEES HELP ME SPOOK DANIEL)

[slushie-the-hamster]

uhhhhh. hi daniel

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

perchance

[slushie-the-hamster]

you can't just say perchance!!

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

YES. YOU GOT THE REFERENCE IMMEDIATLY. THANK YOU SLUSHIE.

[slushie-the-hamster]

what reference?? what are you perchance-ing about???

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

perchance

[slushie-the-hamster]

you can't just say perchance!!

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

CONTEST CONTEST YA BOI IS DOING A CONTEST

ok so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im doing a CONTEST

the idea is you reblog this or whatever and tell me a good idea for a slurpee flavor

pre-existing ones prolly dont count tho

sadly, im technically not the REAL 7-eleven so i cant make them happen

ill be doing the stupid type of thing i do where im just gonna put EVERYONE on a post where i rank ALL OF THEM at the end. so you get on the ending post regardless

uhhhhhhh... lets go til........ shit whats like a good timeframe................ until... i wanna say......... two weeks from now? is that ok? so.... last day is......... eh, fuck it, ending is end of february. so, the 28th is the last day.

winner gets a (prolly shitty) drawing from me (im bad at drawing)

hold on also you can try however much you want kinda

tldr: contest. reblog, tell me your best slurpee flavor idea, pre-existing ones dont count, sadly cant make them real, blahblahblah, last day is the 28th, winner gets a drawing from yours truly, infinite tries

good luck chat

[slushie-the-hamster]

cheezburger flavor

[yourstrulykaboom]

So, as it seems, my hamster is multidimensional… therefore belonging to me, and “other” J.D.’s out there.

Does this possibly mean we are all united via a hamster that remains the same, and is the same entity in the many universes?

[slushie-the-hamster]

perchance >:3

[whyitschilificalofc]

uhhh i-if you want a job you can have one..

uh just like answer this in reblog?

favorite thing from chili's??? :3

edit: husband wants to know your favorite slurpee flavor too

[slushie-the-hamster]

uhhhhhhh

cheezeborger

[whyitschilificalofc]

OH OH OH YES HIRED HIRED HIRED

[slushie-the-hamster]

OH HECK YEAH I HAVE TWO JOBS NOW!!!

[whyitschilificalofc]

uhhh i-if you want a job you can have one..

uh just like answer this in reblog?

favorite thing from chili's??? :3

edit: husband wants to know your favorite slurpee flavor too

[slushie-the-hamster]

uhhhhhhh

cheezeborger

[slushie-the-hamster]

i have a job now!! yippee!!

[yourstrulykaboom]

How the fuck did you get an actual source of employment.? Do you have a resume? I highly doubt my hamster would have a resume.

[slushie-the-hamster]

muahahaha!! i have a job, and thus i have money to do... hamster things! yes, hamster things!

also the u.s. government says citizens have to be taxed, but nowhere do they say hamsters can be citizens, so i don't have to be taxed >:)

[yourstrulykaboom]

THEN HOW DID YOU COMMIT TAX FRAUD WITHOUT BEING A DAMN CITIZEN THAT DOESN’T NEED TO PAY TAXES, SLUSHIE.

[slushie-the-hamster]

uhhhhhhhhh

don't question it

i have my ways

[yourstrulykaboom]

JESUS CHRIST, SLUSHIE.

[slushie-the-hamster]

i can do whatever i want

am i a multidimensional being? perchance.

idk but that would explain why i know so many jd's

[yourstrulykaboom]

Wait, wait, you’re telling me there’s… more of me? What?

[slushie-the-hamster]

yeah. like so many. i know at least nine including you, two of which are girls, and one of them is a ghost.

[yourstrulykaboom]

That’s not possible, we’re all different. Not personality wise, to be honest, it’s the way of society. But our “talents” (if anything we have are talents…) and selves (if that makes sense) are individual. Scientifically speaking, you’re a little joking scamp of a hamster.

[slushie-the-hamster]

i feel like I'm going crazy. nobody freaking takes me seriously on this even though you can literally see in my posts where i've talked to other jd's :((