Attack on Titan McDonald’s AU
There are no spoilers except mentioning character names from season 4, so no character deaths, don’t worry!
This is not a commission but I really wanted to write this. These are just my head cannons on what it would be like if the characters from Attack on Titan worked at a Mcdonald’s!
Reiner would be the manager and would run the place like the military
Erwin would be the store owner and not show up half the time
Sasha, Niccolo, Jean, and Marco would work in the kitchen
Armin, Connie, and Zeke would be on drive thru
Mikasa, Bertholdt, Eren and Historia would be on front end
Hanji, Ymir, Annie, and Levi would all be supervisors
Hanji and Annie wouldn’t take their jobs very seriously and slack off a little, but Ymir and Levi would be a pain to work with and boss everyone around
Sasha would almost get fired for eating the food
Niccolo and Sasha would take breaks together and plan out how they want to quit and open their own restaurant
Connie would tell you the ice cream machine was broken because he wouldn’t want to clean it again and Levi would yell at him in the back after
Levi would take cleaning duty very seriously in the kitchen area but would never clean the play place or the bathrooms
Eren would be forced to clean the bathrooms and play place and almost puke cleaning them
Eren would get into fights with rude customers and Mikasa would have to take over front end for him so he wouldn’t get fired
Armin would be nervous doing drive thru and would forget how to greet customers
Marco working fryer obviously
I’m just kidding Marco and Jean would get in trouble for talking to much and get told to get back to work
Zeke would get fed up with customers and ask someone else from kitchen to switch with him
Hanji wouldn’t make assumptions on what gendered toy children wanted and would ask which kind they’d like with their happy meal
Armin would make a tiny mistake and have a panic attack thinking he would get fired over it
Reiner would scream at employees until they cried
Bertholdt would take his job the most seriously but would be clumbsy and mess up orders
Ymir would tell Historia if she was doing something wrong in the nicest way possible but yell at everyone else
Erwin would pretend he knew how everything worked since he owned the store but he has no idea how to even work the cash registers or make any of the food
Annie would sit in the manager’s office all day playing games on her phone instead of helping up front
Sasha, Jean, and Connie would have contests to see who could make the best drink or burger using weird combinations on their lunch breaks
Ymir wouldn’t tell Reiner or the other supervisors if she saw Historia sneaking food
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