ahoy

my entire life is a shitpost

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[moonkitty]

this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image

[fadeintocase]

[casanova-lives]

Happy 11th birthday to none pizza with left beef

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

[adorablecake]

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[madamslayyy]

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

[chickenmongler]

Visit Original Link

[coopcorg-blog]

[illinicoise]

No, you hang up first.

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[seashellronan]

you know when the wind does the blowy thing and the leaves on the ground blow in a circle and you feel halloween in your heart

[kittykitkat124]

*conveniently forgets that I actually have a lot of stuff to do and waits for the impending panic attacks when it catches up with me on sunday night*

[valtsv]

me checking my reflection after having a breakdown and crying my eyes raw

[nxs]

Shoutout to women just because

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[unclefather]

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

why did anyone ever change their relationship status to “its complicated” on fb

[trashboat]

[trashboat]

update: she’s mad

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

Braver than any us marine

[terefah]

[-casuallyme]

I can’t breathe

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

[unclefather]