HwaMinTiddies

[bimmyjimmy]

I’m trying to do laundry and he’s being a menace

[ghostinthegutter]

This is how everyone is about maomao and I love it

[kaashina]

"you only like jinshi because he's pretty" you are partially INCORRECT 🫵🏻 i like jinshi because he's pretty AND a pathetic loverboy who starts tweaking and pouting when he thinks he has lost maomao from his own action (he did it to himself because he fired her) or to some other guy (there's no other guy, he's just paranoid)

jinshi hitting this pose whenever he's plotting for lihaku's downfall

[d1gitalg1rlz-deactivated2026042]

tease a pretty boy and humiliate him till he becomes all flustered and needy that he starts getting off to being treated that way. aw you’re hard already? that’s pathetic

[marscatbutler]

This is basically what Mao Mao did to Jinshi (ACCIDENTALLY) and she is unable to factory reset him. Poor cat

[ellsey]

jinshi you useless little slut you're breasting boobily around the place moping about telling your crush your identity all the while getting heat stroke literally no one is doing it like you i love you so much

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

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[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[robobee]

jinshi is truly freaks of all time the crystal pavillion thing was like?? 1 or 2 YEARS ago at this point?? his ass was thinking about it every night for sure

[neo--queen--serenity]

Maomao, every time she looks at Jinshi:

[itsgarbageboy]

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

[julietcpulet]

Me: I watch for the plot.

The plot:

[kaashina]

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

[julietcpulet]

MaoMao, Poison and Jinshi

So this is probably really digging deep but hear me out, MaoMao’s greatest pursuit is her poison studies. She’s intrigued by ever more dangerous poisons, their properties, the mystery of them and their potential uses. She likes to experiment with them, including on herself and how the poisons make her feel. We also know that MaoMao’s seemingly ultimate triumph would be in possessing what she considers to be the most deadly poison. Now think of Jinshi, she’s intrigued by him, the mystery of who he is, why he does the things he does and is in the position he’s in. She’s interested enough to know his habits, works to understand his personality and allows him to see aspects of herself she doesn’t show other people. From this point of view, knowing Jinshi’s true identity and status, doesn’t that make him the human equivalent of a most deadly poison? No wonder she feels compelled to chase him. He reminds her of deadly poison . And MaoMao can’t resist the pull of a good poison study.

[julietcpulet]

MaoMao avoidance level 100 😂

[julietcpulet]

MaoMao’s small smile when she thinks how Jinshi’s “childish tendencies” come out more around her and that’s part of his true personality, her noticing his nervous tic and how he’s trying to hide it, tell me she’s paying more attention to him without telling me she’s paying more attention to him ☺️

[hlaveee]

Silly little animation I made bc this audio cracked me up. Tiktok liked it so here you go

[heyhanibee]

walk’ em like dog!!!

[catasters]