marshal

|| he/they || nonbinary || aroace || queer || i post hermitcraft clips :3 ||

[sprinklesharkie]

thank u grian

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i love how joe starts shopping quicker when he hears him

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horn : whoop whoop , that’s the sound of the poepoe , whoop whoop , permit office on patrol x2

joe : oh no. i do not need this right now , everybody be cool. maybe they haven’t seen us , maybe they’re pulling over pearl. jus-just stay cool

scar : i’m behind you joe :|

*cue joe being scared half to death*

joe : *practically sobbing* it’s you , i was hoping that you were like pulling pearl over or something. it’s fine

scar : she’s my next target :|

joe : wooo how can i help you today officer ?

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my blorbos 🫶

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grian : yea i um.. ..i just think you’ve got.. the most perfect face.. :I

mumbo : ….thanks..

grian : * pulls out mace * i need it :3

mumbo : oh i see-

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i can’t escape him , he’s everywhere

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what possessed him to say this ??

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mumbo: oh look ! cubs had a shave ! and he’s had his bbl removed

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same energy

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was cleaning and found docm77 lol

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i hate to tell you mumbo, but that’s cub…

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mumbo: how do you like that skizz ? how do you like that ? i’m gonna give you a silly mustache on your own sign !!

>:) hehe yea ye- your gonna end up with a stupid mustache , everyone will be laughing at ya

look at that ! look at how stupid he- haha -loooks XD

i really got him >:) *looks at self* oh :(

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who would do such a thing ? aooh who would make skizz look that silly ?

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who did it ?? i’m betting jevin ! (edit: im wrong, it was mumbo lol)

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scar: poe getting work done- what in tarnation are those butt cheeks, oh my god cub what is going on?

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just a few screenshots i got from grians episode 21 :3

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i love them

this one says the key to your heart ;3

aww would you just stop it :3

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joe my eyes are up here :|

..sorry scar

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:O

someone gave me swift sneak

for my buddy bud bud , aww :3

that’s my boy dipple dop over there

thanks buddy :D

[i-drink-ink-for-breakfast]

Edit because I think this is being misinterpreted: The aroace tag is not colored, it's a petition for Tumblr to color it (sorry for the confusion)

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i love him

(this was at the very very end of joes ep #22)

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i just love how he says this

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ZEDAPH !!

i love him so much!!! /p

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zedaph: last episode we dug a hole down through the void. and in the episode i used the word hole 57 times. and for some reason many of you didn’t think i was being particularly wholesome, and i hear you loud and clear, so from now on i will be referring to this as my orifice. you’re welcome