no-one cares

[evoflorir]

[nitrogen]

(18+)

[weloveshortvideos]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[gelatins]

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

[frie-nds]

[sickpage]

[nitrogen]

(18+)

[activityenjoyer]

My Two Favorite Things:

1. Cats with everyday objects as names

“Pants broke into the catnip again.”

2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names

“How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?”

[fixatedonfashion]

Its all fun and games until you see your makeup in natural light

[jolinxo]

I HATE THIS

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[bibicockring]

…and your sons don’t exist to simply “carry on the family name…”

[ambursweeet]

v important also^

[pomeranian2]

[officialmoviegoer]

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

[all-too-well]

I was 18 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.

Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge (x)

[ondore]

[alreadyniall]

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

[zaynmalizk-deactivated20160708]

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[cassandracalin]

totally mastered the last pose