hey hey hey

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[babyanimalgifs]

[occidentalavian]

[insidiousclouds-2]

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[catchymemes]

[angryschnauzer]

My idol

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[miiriya]

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[the-witch-named-wesa]

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[deargooftroop]

[thatcatpersondotjpeg]

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

[phoebusbridgers]

[somecutething]

[perhapsarat]

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

[xueyangapologist]

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

[hollyjpaulsen-deactivated202204]

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

[devoutdean]

Me: feels a cool breeze*

Mood: 👻💀🎃🕸🍂🍁🧡☕️