The Prettiest Damn Hedgehog. EVER.

Potty mouthed, gutter brained, don’t take me too seriously ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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New photos keep turning up, I can’t say that I am mad about it. xD Just look at him!!

( x )

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as if we needed any, but proof that the freebeard and swoop improves any look

dug this shot out of an old post (x)

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News!!! yay! Sarah Paulson, Anthony Mackie, Martin Freeman & Uzo Aduba Among Cast For Movie Version Of Pulitzer & Tony Winner ‘Clybourne Park’ — Cannes Market Hot Package https://deadline.com/2022/05/sarah-paulson-anthony-mackie-martin-freeman-uzo-aduba-clybourne-park-cannes-market-1235021089/

Sarah Paulson, Anthony Mackie, Martin Freeman & Uzo Aduba Among Cast For Movie Version Of Pulitzer & Tony Winner ‘Clybourne Park’ — Cannes M

EXCLUSIVE: Emmy winner Sarah Paulson (12 Years a Slave), Gotham Award winner Anthony Mackie (Captain America), BAFTA winner Martin Freeman (

New project for Martin. Interestingly enough Martin played a role in the original play in 2010 at the Royal Court Theatre in London. ( x )

Thx @kettykika78 for the link! :)

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awesome that they’re getting him back plus he really served a look while on stage back then (1) (2)

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Martin Freeman at the 2022 BAFTAs presenting the award for Leading Actress Well, kind of. It’s just Martin being Martin!

@colourfulwatson ;)

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Martin Freeman getting interviewed by backstage presenter Vick Hope at the 2022 Virgin Media British Academy Television Awards

Interviewer (Vick): Yeah!

Martin: You look lovely.

Vick:  Thanks. I mean, we‘ve got to the point where the shoes have come off.

Martin: I see, I see.

Vick: Why is TV important to you? Why is it that it’s so special to celebrate tonight?

Martin: Well, television is the way that most of us view storytelling before we ever get to a cinema. It’s the most accessible way of getting to hear and see people’s stories. So that, yeah, that’s why it’s important. Yeah.

Vick: It feels more potent and more poignant than ever over the last year knowing that a lot of this programming has been made in very difficult conditions and at a time when we really, really needed to escape.

Martin: Yeah, absolutely.  Yeah, I agree. I mean we do… it’s been a bit of escape and a bit of um looking in the mirror, I suppose. A bit of a mixture of both those things but yeah it’s just fun. I think it should be fun apart from anything else. It should be entertaining and it should give people, as you say, a bit of an escape, but also a place to think and a place to, you know, suss things out. Yeah.

Vick: What have been your fun moments of TV? What have been your highlights of the last year that you enjoyed?

Martin: Um, well I have loved Succession! I mean, I was really thrilled that Matthew Macfadyen won tonight. I mean again, you know, they’re all good stuff. But you know he was, I thought, he was incredible. I love that show. I love Call My Agent. I loved Call My Agent a lot, caught up on that. Umm. Too many too mention. I mean, there are just too many. There are so many. Vick: It’s alright. I’m actually not going to ask you to name every single one. Martin: Every single program that won! *laughs*

Vick: Yea, I was gonna stand here and be like: ‘And then?‘

Martin: And number 45…

Vick: And next up, Martin?

Martin: My 47th favorite… uh, was Match oft he Day.

Vick: Right! 48 please.

Martin: Oh, Steph’s Packed Lunch. I mean this is a real test now.

Vick: And you know what: I am going to stop you there because I’ve just heard that the food’s coming out.

Martin: You’re doing us both a favor, thank you. Vick: You can thank me later. Enjoy the rest of your night!

Martin: Enjoy your feet! Vick: Thank you.

( x )

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Smooth MF!

( x ) (thx @colourfulwatson )

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Martin Freeman as Paul Worsley in Breeders S3E02 No Worries Much lighter episode than the 1st one, and less screentime for Paul (booo). Loved it! (except for the lighting, ofc. I can never get the colors right… )

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Martin Freeman as Paul Worsley in Breeders S3E01 No Direction Home (spoilerfree) Great start into the new season. Had me crying within the first 3 minutes and kept that depressing momentum til the end. lol (warning: post contains the Freetongue™ and some BDE)

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More impressions from this interview. (including the near striptease ;) from yesterday ) If you are a fan of Martin and have 30 minutes: go watch the video!  I promise you’ll enjoy it. I love his wiggly energy, he can’t sit still for a single second. Funny and intelligent as always. Plus a lot of insight in the filming of Breeders. (and sorry for the blurry gifs, but his camera is just shit, just like his internet connection xD )

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Mistletoe wherever he goes 🤷

gifs: me | sources: 1. Love Actually (2003) - John and Judy (Joanna Page) 2. Nativity! (2009) - Paul Maddens and Jennifer Lore (Ashley Jensen) 3. The Office Christmas Special (2003) - Tim Canterbury and Dawn Tinsley (Lucy Davis) 4. Swinging With the Finkels (2009) - Alvin and Ellie Finkel (Mandy Moore)

Ah what the heck one more bonus gif- MERRY XMAS!

Vodafone Christmas Ad (2017)

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Merry fucking Christmas everybodyyyy   ❄️☃️🎄🎁🎅🏻🦌

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Martin I-can-just-do-that-with-a-look Freeman: STEPHEN DON’T YOU MEAN THE WHOLE YEAR IS A GREAT TIME TO SEE ME NAKED?

tis the season for awkward flirting

❄️☃️🎄🎁🎅🏻🦌❄️☃️🎄🎁🎅🏻🦌❄️☃️🎄🎁🎅🏻🦌

HOLYSHIT HOW IS IT ALREADY 10 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS??!!

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Holyshit it’s 10 days to Christmas (again)

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Una Stubbs remembered by Martin Freeman ❤ The digital version of Martin’s orbituary of Una Stubbs ( x )

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Martin Freeman as Paul Worsley in Breeders S2E01 No Surrender Thanks a lot to @martinmotherfckingfreeman for making me go back to this scene which frustrated us both (lol) because the lighting of this show makes it so hard to gif AND look kind of ok-ish. But I gave it another try and here’s the result: a very angry Paul with his hands on his hips and top buttons undone and all that sexy ragey energy.

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I’m sorry daddy I completely missed what you said- Can you please yell at me some more?

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Yes, I just squeed like a little girl.  ( x )

Promoting time for The Resonder begins!

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FUCK YES TO ANYTHING RE: THE RESPONDER

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Martin Freeman as Paul Worsley in Breeders S2Ep06 No Choice He is always so intense (even when he only staring at a syringe). And I will not mention the Freetongue™. Oops, too late. Series 3 can’t come fast enough. :D

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I fucking loved this series and more people need to watch it #ihavespoken

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Martin Freeman as Paul Worsley in Breeders S02E03 No Connection

Goddamnit, I just wanted to rewatch an episode of Breeders (in preparation for series 3 (which started shooting today) - and then he does this: being utterly frustrated and full of rage (even throwing in a few swear words) and I just can’t help myself and find it extremely arousing appealing. Help me!