Welcome to The Center

A blog celebrating the cartoon Martin Mystery.

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“Again? Java too big to hide.”

— Java in Pirates of Doom (via thenixkat)

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“It might not be a good idea or a safe idea, but its all we have.”

— Martin after the major flaws in his plan are pointed out in Wrath of the Venus Fly Trap (via thenixkat)

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“Rrr! Java warned, time to go caveman!”

— Java keeps his promises about the fangirls in Curse of the Six-String Serenade  (via thenixkat)

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“We fix this now! If Java forced to hear one more “I love Martin!” he gonna loose it and go caveman on everyone!”

— Java does not suffer obsessed fangirls lightly in Curse of the Six-String Serenade  (via thenixkat)

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“I’ve gotta tell ya this “Secret Admirer” thing sounds a little creepy to me. Sending you notes, texting you on your phone… those text messages could be from anyone! Let me do a radio frequency scan and I’ll see if I cam pick up the source. …But you don’t even know who this guy is!”

— Martin being a concerned brother in Return of the Dijini (via thenixkat)

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“I’m obligated to warn you, I have mad skillz!””

— Martin to a zombie in Journey into Terrorland (via thenixkat)

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“It’s been sealed up tight since those kids went missing. You can look around all you want but you’re on your own. No way I’m setting foot inside this place again.”

— An old man in The Vampire Returns, nope-ing himself out of the episode and showing more common sense than 95% of people in horror situations. (via thenixkat)

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“Yeah right, and I’ve always been captain of the Varsity basketball team.”

— Tonio in The Vampire Returns nowhere close to believing Martin bullshit. (via thenixkat)

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“My loyal pirate zombie army might have something to say about that!”

— Possesed! Pirate Captain!Martin to Diana when she gets the upper hand in Pirates of Doom (via thenixkat)

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“Aww! Come back we’re delicious!”

— Martin trying to catch a swamp monster in It’s Alive! Part 1 (via thenixkat)

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“I have never seen such a flagrant disregard for the Dewy Decimal System!”

— Diana Lombard on not putting books back exactly where ya found them in the library. (via thenixkat)

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A friendly reminder

Martin Mystery is content enough with his life that there’s nothing an evil dijini could tempt him with and no deepest heartfelt wish that he could be forced to make that could backfire on him.  

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““Bring me the finest fries in France!!””

— —Vampire!Martin to one of his vampire minions because they only had chicken at opening the portal to the underworld/end of mankind party. (via thenixkat)

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He was my favorite character from Martin Mystery. I wish he was my older brother. He’d be a good protector.

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“Martin not jerk on purpose.”

— Java to Diana (via thenixkat)

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“Everything’s a clue, its just a matter of how you look at it.”

— Martin actually doing his job in Journey into Terrorland (via thenixkat)

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“Why would a flying weresnake want to eat science fair students? There’s way more meat on the football team.”

— Martin missing the point in Wrath of the Venus Flytrap (via thenixkat)