Stan Lee's Finest Assholes

Marvel Fanfic Writer Blog open to prompts! ZERO TOLERANCE HATE POLICY slow replies due to medical issues Be warned, Mun is of age and one vulgar, sex-crazed, angst-loving motherfucker. (tagged NSFW content ahead)

[digenovanicolo]

well fuck this was something i didn’t need 

[atbuckybarnes]

100 year old men have seen far too much, are no longer fazed.

[private-bucky-barnes-deactivate]

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Bucky: *sleeping*

Sam: *storms in his room* BUCKY! Quickly! Get up, we’re UNDER ATTACK!

Bucky: *wakes up startled*

Sam: Quickly! Get dressed, we HAVE TO FIGHT! *hands Bucky his suit*

Bucky: *sleepy puts on his suit*

Bucky: *storms out of his room wearing a tutu on* Alright, where’s the fight?

Steve: WTF?

Bucky:

Steve:

Bucky: GODDAMMIT, WILSON!

Sam: *cracking up laughing*

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Erik Killmonger: *sitting on the throne discussing the changes he’ll make as the new king of Wakanda*

W’kabi: Your highness, what do you want us to do with the one-armed white male in the freezer?

Erik: With the WHAT

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Bucky: So what did you and Steve do in those years while I wasn’t there?

Sam: We fucked.

Bucky: What?

Sam: I said we fucked. Do you have mud in your ears?

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Bucky: In Wakanda they called me The White Wolf.

Morgan: Why? Do you howl?

Bucky: What… No, that’s not the reason they called me that… It’s because I’m whi-

Morgan: Howl.

Bucky:

Bucky: I’m not a real wol-

Morgan: Howl.

Bucky:

Morgan:

Bucky: *starts howling*

[rude-even-post-mortem-deactivat]

Someone: Do you like this show/book?

Me hysterically screams internally with heart eyes: yeah a litte bit.

[private-bucky-barnes-deactivate]

[private-bucky-barnes-deactivate]

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Now taking prompts and ficlet requests!

This blog has now been more or less switched over to a fic writing blog. Feel free to drop requests or even just a question about my writing in my asks <3

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

*peeks in* Oh, hi there. 

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Okay so I only got one or two discords from people but I need to log onto my personal tumblr. Hit me up @writingmusician with the rest :) Signing off <3

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

I’m starting to think I should shut down this blog. I prefer RP on discord or kik these days and I can’t keep up with this website and all my professional stuff too. I love you guys and I hope you’ll drop me a line if you want to RP. I reply a heck of a lot faster and will even open my skype up again if people are against discord. 

HMU if you want to RP on another medium. I’m gonna keep this open for the lols but it’s probably going to stay dead :/ Sorry.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[writtensmut]

Smart enough not to believe this blindly.

Also smart enough to hedge my bets.

[marvellegends]

#LOKI’S FACE!

[marvelslittleshits-blog]

Going to the shop. Please feel free to message me to continue old threads. I am horribly disorganized x.x Sorry.