but i will conquer myself.

[maryfuckingwhitney]

watching the testaments. Would have been better storytelling to ditch the whole “plum” and “green” thing and have them go straight from the pink to purple after they get their period. a sharper contrast etc

[maryfuckingwhitney]

my mom gave me a bunch of my old stuff and pics and stuff and going through it has been so fun. like I really have been this exact same girl my whole life. titanic trivia game Girl Scout trip American girl dolls mulan birthday party voluminous side part etc. baby me is still me!

[maryfuckingwhitney]

Am I high or is the concept of me becoming a single mom with a daughter just soooooo chic

[maryfuckingwhitney]

yes my mental health is in shambles right now but tell me why I’m ready to cry at my friends 9 month old baby playing with the little pizza shaped rattle I bought for his baby shower… what do you mean he’s enjoying the toy I picked out… an emotion

[maryfuckingwhitney]

who up going insane thinking about Sansa Stark

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[maryfuckingwhitney]

made it to 8:30pm on Christmas Day without fighting with my sister! irritating but I’ll take it

[maryfuckingwhitney]

can I confess that part of the reason the wicked movies don’t hit for me is because they didn’t lean into Elphaba being kind of a bitch?? I know the point is to humanize the “wicked witch” but it’s more interesting imo to look at how the Good/Wicked personas are almost caricatures of who Glinda and Elphaba really are, at least partially. I think they embrace the two as friends and more similar than different, which I get, but to me their differences are more interesting. like is it better to do a “good” thing for “evil” reasons or vice versa?? that is a genuinely interesting question and dynamic to explore!!

[maryfuckingwhitney]

or maybe I’m just someone who likes “mean” women. either or

[maryfuckingwhitney]

can I confess that part of the reason the wicked movies don’t hit for me is because they didn’t lean into Elphaba being kind of a bitch?? I know the point is to humanize the “wicked witch” but it’s more interesting imo to look at how the Good/Wicked personas are almost caricatures of who Glinda and Elphaba really are, at least partially. I think they embrace the two as friends and more similar than different, which I get, but to me their differences are more interesting. like is it better to do a “good” thing for “evil” reasons or vice versa?? that is a genuinely interesting question and dynamic to explore!!

[maryfuckingwhitney]

because my weight has fluctuated so much over the past few years I can identify the exact weight at which I am considered generally attractive again (male service workers flirt with me, people are much politer in general, etc). it’s weird!!!!! and so arbitrary!!!!

[maryfuckingwhitney]

gummy induced tinfoil hat moment. season 3 of rhonj feels like the Teresa Truman show. it feels like everyone is acting except her. everyone is doing some of the most forced storylines I’ve ever seen whenever they’re not bringing up Teresa and putting themselves in Teresa’s business and giving confessionals to advance a Teresa narrative. It’s WEIRD!!!!!

[maryfuckingwhitney]

I hate how good some of the Hamilton songs are. Like non stop has haunted me for YEARS

[maryfuckingwhitney]

I really don’t understand how this new Bethlehem thing is supposed to work if “regular” gilead still exists?? Like why would anyone live in regular gilead if they can live somewhere fairly normal

[maryfuckingwhitney]

also I’m not a Nick hater but let’s be clear — he is not a resistance guy. his anti-gilead actions begin and end with June and Nichole, he really doesn’t give a fuck about the rest of it

[maryfuckingwhitney]

near the end of handmaids tale season 5. I appreciate the return to looking at the broader political context, but I’m not sure I buy anti American immigrant protests in Canada… feels like another consequence of the “race blind” casting they did that is ultimately limiting how good the show can be

[maryfuckingwhitney]

really hate what happened to my sis Alma. not just the train but the episodes leading up to it… like she was rhe original rebel. why is June the only one that does anything or leads anything?? boring.

[maryfuckingwhitney]

I know it’s not the point but I hate that ugly ass red sweatshirt June wears all the time