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‎Out of Touch: A Hall and Oates Podcast on Apple Podcasts

‎Music · 2022

Do you love Hall and Oates as much as we do? Join us! Episode one is live, and more to follow soon. 

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A Day in the Life of an Internet Troll — Mary Kay Holmes

One often wonders “who the fuck is this dipshit?” after he comments “someone needs to get laid” on a photo of your college roommate drinking rosé in a Hello Kitty Snuggie. You think to yourself “this is a tiny little man in saggy purple briefs eating a low-calorie microwave pizza and wishing he coul

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Covid-a-Trix — Mary Kay Holmes

“Shut your mouth, Marvin.” I whispered into his ear, a tight grip on his chin. As I methodically pressed the back of his head into the post and wrapped a leather strap around his neck, I watched his pulse quicken, the tiny thumping of the drum slapping the inside of his skin. I

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My new alien vampire thriller CATHERINE is live on Amazon! If you like creepy crime novels with a romantic vibe, this is for you. I’m so excited about this book, and I hope you love it as much as I do. 

“Watching each inch of his skin relax into my gaze was fascinating, the echo of his racing heart slowing to a manageable and almost drowsy rhythm as if I was gently running the tips of my fingernails over his forehead. I held him in the palm of my hand, and like an obedient and dependent puppy he dopily complied. Here we sat, unmoved, until his time was up.”

Link in bio. 

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I Had a Dream : The Best Shared Office Space EVER — Mary Kay Holmes

The BEST! 

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"I hugged him, it was all I could do. There was a piece of glass between us, a shield I couldn't break no matter how tightly I squeezed. He resisted me, and I was scared.”

Isabel exists in the grey area between her deepest, darkest, most intimate dreams and the reality that constantly disappoints her. She thrives, she fails, she self-medicates to escape the pain. Then all at once she realizes what is missing and it consumes her being. The hunt for the man she left behind may break her, but it is time to face her demons and escape the dense forest of despair she’s been ignoring for far too long.

Pick it up here : https://amzn.to/31uTPHY

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I Saw an Insta Pic of Dan Levy and Antoni Porowski … A Dream Sequence — Mary Kay Holmes

I was sitting at a cafe in Santa Monica, the twinkling water of the Pacific reflecting sunlight in a million sparkly beams. It was the end of summer, beginning of fall, and I wore cut off jean shorts and a casual tank over my strappy bikini while sipping a mimosa. The plan was to take a swim, dive i

Scuze me while I just shimmy right here between you handsome gents ... 

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Dear Idina Menzel : I’m Sorry I Farted During Your Play

Dear Idina Menzel -

She deserves better...

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It’s true, I did.