One Holy Mother of a Blog

Mary, 25, Washington DC (but also Providence)

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[aqua-harry]

i’m a little bit too into harry styles. like i’m at the level in which if he were to step out in a pair of crocs, i would support that shit to the fullest. like damn??? my mans is rockin that sensible, comfortable, and affordable footwear??? legends only!!!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[love-personal]

[frodo-sam]

[mrbenwyatt]

[justinlarosa]

[time-waits-for-no-one-04]

[marymarylalala]

When Pokemon Go comes out and you realize you know nothing about the metric system

[stinkyminaj-deactivated20191219]

[bektothefuture]

if you see him in the street walking by himself, talking to himself have pity he is playing pokemon go and has spent three hours trying to catch something other than a fucking ratata

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[choped]

[spidernerd]

Eliza: who did this Alexander did yoU KNOOOOOOW

Alexander: 

[circuit-b0y]

[sadmomhair]

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

[1010meha]

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want