[mascgf-blog]

anal penetration is a sin you homophobic bitch

[mascgf-blog]

do you think i want to keep this url i just dont spend enough time on tumblr to want to get off mobile. i know thats shocking to some of you but not all of us have time to maintain our tumblr dot com pages

[mascgf-blog]

you went from "i'm a hairy man hating dyke i love being butch and i'm so proud to be a lesbian" to "i'm gonna let my boyfriend sodomize me ❤" in like 3 months. girl.. yikes

im gonna call anal sex sodomy cause thats just how much i love gay people

[mascgf-blog]

im gonna give this bitch shit for deciding the label they originally used wasn’t right for them cause thats just how much i much i heart social justice

[mascgf-blog]

you went from "i'm a hairy man hating dyke i love being butch and i'm so proud to be a lesbian" to "i'm gonna let my boyfriend sodomize me ❤" in like 3 months. girl.. yikes

im gonna call anal sex sodomy cause thats just how much i love gay people

[mascgf-blog]

could you please change your cutesy butch lesbian url before you talk about how you're gonna let your nasty ass boyfriend do anal on you

well i was gonna but now that i know it bothers you not a chance in hell

[mascgf-blog]

so the boyo and i are gonna try anal soon and uh theres no good way to say this how do i do it without needing rectal stitches or shitting on his dick or dying

[mascgf-blog]

seriously whats the eating situation like would it be ok if i just took a good ole healthy shit and douched right before or should i not eat for 24 hours or what

[mascgf-blog]

so the boyo and i are gonna try anal soon and uh theres no good way to say this how do i do it without needing rectal stitches or shitting on his dick or dying

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[nest-deactivated20181209]

me in conversation with someone i know in passing: oh hey, good to see you, how’s your day been? :-)

them: just another day of wanting the sweet release of death lmao *adjusts their kanken backpack with iron-on ufo and “hella rad but hella sad” patches* crippling depression amirite mdude? lmao (they are saying “lmao” out loud)

me: WelL. Ok

[mysharona1987]

[theshitneyspears]

gay culture is all of this happening in less than a month

[lunareye]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

im thinking about all of the mcdonalds cashiers that got yelled at today by cartoon fans because they didnt have meme sauce

[sweetpops]

[mascgf-blog]

its my sisters 15th birthday and we’re going camping and kayaking my mom got her a bunch of different giftcards and surprised her by inviting her boyfriend who she loves and for my 16th birthday like my sweet 16 my mom got me a $20 cookbook and nothing else

[mascgf-blog]

and its not even a real cookbook its literally just about how to make bread

[mascgf-blog]

i told her i wanted a watch like 2 months in advance

[mascgf-blog]

its my sisters 15th birthday and we’re going camping and kayaking my mom got her a bunch of different giftcards and surprised her by inviting her boyfriend who she loves and for my 16th birthday like my sweet 16 my mom got me a $20 cookbook and nothing else

[mascgf-blog]

and its not even a real cookbook its literally just about how to make bread

[mascgf-blog]

its my sisters 15th birthday and we’re going camping and kayaking my mom got her a bunch of different giftcards and surprised her by inviting her boyfriend who she loves and for my 16th birthday like my sweet 16 my mom got me a $20 cookbook and nothing else