Am soft, pls pet

marten/ferret mix, 27, he/him/etc etc, maybe het or maybe ace idfk. If my page can make you smile or laugh today then I'm doing something right. Keep your head up, stay strong!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[maxofs2d]

https://twitter.com/fairlyaIright/status/1014603417946345473

[evilwickedme]

(via @lynchbrothers) same

[relatablepicsofedwardelric]

This post is a slow-motion car crash.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[t3sticles]

Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃

[doctorzorders]

Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus

[xanthera]

#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*

[yumearashi]

New Zealand has now completely eradicated COVID-19 - no active cases and no new infections.  (They’re not alone - Iceland did it too.)  They are safe and back to normal life.  No more lock downs.  No more social distancing.  Stores, restaurants, public transportation - all fully reopened. Weddings, graduations, and birthday parties are once again being celebrated.  Their leaders are now shifting their focus to economic recovery.  And they achieved it with just 1,504 cases and 22 deaths reported nationally. 

Many have applauded the announcement, including Helen Clarke, a former prime minister of New Zealand, who posted on Twitter: “Clear leadership & an engaged public have produced this result.“

New Zealand had 0.45 deaths per 100,000 people, and a 1.5% fatality among COVID-19 cases.  By contrast, the US has had 35.05 deaths per 100,000 people and a 5.6% fatality among cases. [source]  And that’s just so far (6/13/20) - it will get worse, with the pandemic still raging and infections still spiking.  

I have seen too many people resigned to this dismal response as unquestionable fact, saying things like ‘there’s nothing to be done’ or ‘we just have to tough it out’ or ‘America’s had the best pandemic response in the world’.  One person asked me, ‘they’re doing everything they can, what more do you want?‘ This.  This is what I want.   Competent leadership that makes fact-based decisions and values expertise.  Strong leadership that values human life over money. Decisive leadership that acts to mitigate a crisis, not inflame it.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[legendaryjarcollection]

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

[mumblesplash]

[kittendrumstick]

Milkshake needed her own set of pumpkin pictures this year! She tolerated this for about five minutes before she got bored and kept looking for something else to do.

[coldwind-shiningstars]

[ID: a little white mouse in a hollowed out tiny pumpkin.]

[adulthoodisokay]

MILKSHAKE

[wepon]

employers are like “we have hired exactly enough people for our business to function as long as everyone works perfectly and nobody takes a day off. if our employees are having trouble that’s a them problem.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fawx-king]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[raginrayguns]

George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):

Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm, the medullary rays; m, the pith (medulla). B, cross section of the stem of a palm tree, showing the scattered bundles.

[honeylemony]

[averruncusho]

banana tree: *slurred* hold my cocktail

[jonathanrichman]

how did the person that @beercheesecasserole reblogged this from get a comma in the tags

[bunniope]

[liberalsarecool]

[e-v-roslyn]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

oh to have a vivid imagination

[amynchan]

I don’t remember hitting the like button on this post, but past me clearly had good taste.  X’D

[somecutething]

A very relaxed ferret! 

(via noodletheferret127)

[wolfmons]

[tarrmacktaxi]

My ultra favourite ducks! (And swan of course!)

[hydrattan]

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

[aestheticsofartt]