Cheer Lesbian.

Retired College Cheerleader. 25. Kansas. Feel free to be my friend, I don't bite. Usually.

[psychecreations]

I hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell.

[daily-spooky]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

the intimacy of having your efforts reciprocated in the same intensity and with the same tenderness

[dear-ao3]

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

[1anonyymous1]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[catchymemes]

[stuckinapril]

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[catchymemes]

[thepersonalwords]

“Drinking caffeinated drinks including high potency energy drinks, and consuming other enablers, we do not need to develop an internal source for the energy, effort, endurance, and enthusiasm needed to confront each day.”

— Kilroy J. Oldster, Dead Toad Scrolls

[arlo713]

I think it's starting to get bad again.

[boisoupy]

Why couldn’t god love me?

[thismightbeacryforhelpwhoknows]

i just feel like im drowning.

i dont remember when i got into the water but im just about ready to stop trying to swim.

[thismightbeacryforhelpwhoknows]

i just want things to be good for a little bit

[justtofeelagain]

I was lost in my thoughts for too long I forgot to think about living

[billie-xo]

I think I knew it was getting bad again when my own internal clock stopped ticking ~ Ethan Jewell

I'm losing days. I feel like I haven't been living; more like I've been dreaming for the last month. I'm dying to wake up from this episode.