ARE YOU GONNA AVENGE ME?

MASHIRO KUNA independent & private sideblog written by kaiman

[outofcontexttokusatsu]

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@hirako5hinji​

               “ H-Haah?!! Yer the bigger pervert for takin’ people’s things ‘ta clean yer toes, perv!! ”

“WHEN IT HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT THAT MEANS ITS FOR MY TOES, DUUUH!! WHAT AREN’T YOU GETTING?” 

As if to further explain, she hastily kicks off her boots, balancing on one leg as she points to her bare foot — which is now raised like a swan or something. Suuuper elegant. It doesn’t explain shit, but she wriggles her toes for emphasis. The emphasis is a little lost because she’s still wearing her socks, but there’s a hole in the socks so like, two of her toes are sticking out. Her point still stands. Kinda forgot what it was in the process, though. 

“ —YOU BIG DUMMY!! MORON!! DIPSHIIIT!!”

[coast-modern]

A tee shirt that says "I'M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI"

[mashirokiiick]

cantfearthereaper​:

“I’m not a perv. I already told you that I’m checking my email because Yasutora sent me a video that’s supposed to help with my finger placement when playing the guitar.” He let out a sigh, turned to look at her face before turning back to the computer in front of him, his thoughts immediately returning to their technological issue. “It’s expensive?“ That slightly dissuaded him from continuing his seemingly futile attempt to check his email; he was already low on cash and doubted super lieutenant Kuna would pitch in. He briefly pondered their options."Well, we could ask around to see if anyone has wi-fi they’d be willing to share- maybe Omaeda or squad 12 have some extra ‘waves’ hanging around? If they don’t, we could also submit a request for a short leave of absence and go to the world of the living.”

“‘Finger placement’? Sounds like PERVY crap to me!!” she says, barely listening to his whining, a skill she’d handily perfected within the first few minutes of initially meeting him; honed to an art. GOD, THAT SOUNDED SO COOL, —WHAT THE HELL MASHIRO?? Queen of talking good and listening bad!! Spending the day with Hisagi on his stupid internet quest sounded dumb, but it wasn’t any less dumb than spending the day clipping her toenails and hiding them places Hisagi would walk on them barefoot later and pinch his toes, which was her other plan for the day. With a groan, Mashiro clears her schedule.

“Omaeda? Who’s that again? The purple guy from Squad Two?” scratching her head, as if conjuring the image of Omaeda in all his gilded splendor was too rich (HAH—) an endeavor for her last two brain cells. “They’re all BAD choices!! — BUT, I GUESS let’s start with Purple Guy.”

[crazy-monster-design]

Hana no Kunoichi Gumi or Hanaranger 

from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, 1994. Designed by Tamotsu Shinohara. This team of evil female ninja rangers has the powers of flowers: blue iris, pink cherry blossom, green water lotus, orange lily and purple orchid (the second and the fifth helmets have wrong colors in this artwork). 

(CHECK THE OTHER CRAZY MONSTERS: crazy-monster-design.tumblr.com) 

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hirako5hinji​:

               “ Mine’s for my teeth too, ahou!! Why are ya usin’ my electric toothbrush ‘ta brush between yer toes, anyway? Who does that shit? ”

“SHINJI!! THAT’S SUUUPER WEIRD YOU USE IT FOR YOUR TEETH WHEN I USE IT FOR MY TOES!!  —WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KINDA PERV?”

[oneheadtoanother]

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cantfearthereaper​:

“Wha- what are you talking about?” Had he been caught staring at Lieutenant Matsumoto when they delivered the new issue of the Seireitei Communication to squad 10? Super Lieutenant Kuna proved to be perceptive, and she seemed to enjoy using her skills to annoy or humiliate him. Having caught him off guard and embarrassed by her implication, he rushed to come up with a response, “I don’t need your help! I know how to flirt!”

“ —I SAID, CLASS IS IN SESSION RIGHT NOW!”

Grabbing a fistful of his collar, she forces him into a conveniently placed nearby chair. The gesture is rough enough to actually knock him and the super convenient chair over, which is also conveniently hilarious and she takes a couple moments to laugh at him flailing around on the ground before kinda sorta barely collecting herself enough to continue with her lesson. 

...What were they doing, again? OH, RIGHT—

“I’m being NICE to you, Soggy!! Offering my SUUUPER WISDOM, and stuff!! It’s RUDE not to pay attention!!”

[psychoticgrrrl]

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[humalien]

TURTLENECK WITH EXTENDED SLEEVES FROM ANN DEMEULEMEESTER

[foulserpent]

i tie the ends of the sleeves shut and fill them with rocks  if anyone tries to stop me i start swinging

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mutuals give this a like if u want a goofy ass one liner starter

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[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

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cantfearthereaper​:

“Wi-fi?” Growing slightly annoyed he looked between super lieutenant Kuna and the computer in front of him, “Do I have to go to the world of the living to buy this ‘wi-fi’ so I can check my email?”

“WELL DUUUH, but it’s got wires or waves or something? I dunno if it can reach all the way over here, and I heard it’s expensive, too!! We usually just stole it from people back in the Living World.” Her brow furrows in frustration, a frown pulling at her lips as she leans over Hisagi’s shoulder to snoop. “What kinda email are you trying to read anyways?  —OH, I BET IT’S SOMETHING PERVY, YOU PERV!!”

[capricornonevintage]

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