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[raccoonhockey]

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flyers as horse breeds (part 1)

inspired by @whirlpool-blogs

[spacelizardtrashboys]

MLB Central apparently photoshopped their vision of the sleepover at Davy's hotel room??

brb laughing til I cry and puke

(via this Reddit post)

[grittyfanclub69]

bitch — meredith brooks

[hockeyboysimagines]

Travis Konecny is objectively hot. And I feel like not enough people talk about that.

[whimsysful]

pov: you're a BU student on marmon. you're at a darty straight chilling crushing some borgs with the boys. you trip over jonesy's untied shoelace and totally eat shit ass first flat on your back on the cold boston ground. you hear some annoying little fuck start giggling over you. you roll over and look up. its macklin celebrini leaning over you in a filthy fucking jersey and the ugliest fuckass little orphan annie cap you've ever seen

[walk-up-songs]

Ashlyn Sullivan interviewing Travis Konecny for a pregame segment on the home broadcast really got me [Game 1 PHL@PIT, 4/18/26, Philadelphia broadcast]

[corpsejerky]

[eartothesoil]

teekay

[hauntedppgpaints]

flyers as dogs from the AKC website, will probably do more

[lezclaypool]

Only here for the bad guys

[whotfisflight]

Two farts that ripped outta my ass

[teex]

2018 - Nolan Ptrick being asked about Travis Konecny

2024 - Will Smith being asked about Macklin Celebrini

[moon-honey-31]

Travis Konecny’s Tips For Goalie Hugs

make sure you’re last in line. get out of line and go to the back if needed. you’re gonna want that extra time!

reach ALL the way up to cradle the head. BOTH HANDS. if the goalie isn’t being touched from skate boot to helmet top, is it really a hug?

pressssss those hips in. really get in there! remember, a hug should feel like trying to crawl into another person

turn around so your goalie can pat you on the butt for another successful hug. well done everyone! hit the showers!

Video of the end of a Philadelphia Flyers goalie hug line after a win. Travis Konecny fist bumps backup goalie Sam Ersson as Ersson heads towards the bench. Konecny the turns around to face the player in line behind him, Christian Dvorak. Konecny slots himself behind Dvorak so he is last in line. After Dvorak gives winning goalie Dan Vladař a head bump and skates away, Konecny approaches Vladař. Konecny reaches his hands up to hold the sides of Vladař’s helmet, then presses his full body against Vladař’s, hips first. Vladař hugs Konecny by placing both hands at his waist, and then taps him on the hip/butt as Konecny skates away. Vladař finishes by tapping the post with his goalie stick.

[puckyeah1]

[taking-shots]

sometimes i wonder if tk looks at jamie and trevor and sees himself and nolan :((((

[saint-patrice]

thank you @kureally​!💛

pretty surprised that this isn’t one i’ve done already, but the day has come and i would invite you all to join me in delving into some photos of the canadian hockey spectacle known as travis konecny!

see here for other posts like this one! i am also taking requests for ‘em :)

this photo is a good one to start with, as it provides the essential information you need to understand travis konecny as a person. apparently his brother calls him a “city slicker,” but this is him in his true form - in camo, with fishing equipment and associated fish, looking objectively pretty fucking bad. the comment is from his teammate and certified best bud nolan patrick, who we will discuss more later. additionally, his instagram account no longer exists because he is diametrically opposed to having a social media presence, and throws his phone in an ontario lake for 4 months every offseason. presumably.

in addition to all of that, he is pretty fucking good at hockey. and yes, this is the same person as above, this time looking rather nice and representing the philadelphia flyers at this year’s all star game

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[mentallyillmindmeld]

Fuckkkk my worst inhibitions are gonna psych me out in the end aren’t they