like kisses to me

Jo • 18 • fandom+ ramblings • latino

[maningning-deactivated20250527]

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

[allsadnshit]

Me tonight for some reason

[femme-idgie-threadgood]

RIP Lt. Col. Henry Blake, you would've really loved the Bass Pro Shop pyramid

[trappper-johnathan]

You're right, he's having a great time <3

[femme-idgie-threadgood]

RIP Lt. Col. Henry Blake, you would've really loved the Bass Pro Shop pyramid

[snoobless]

Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

[assaultmystic-archive]

im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

[muldery]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E16 'Young at Heart'

[captainhunnicutt]

half of his fucking face is covered and i'm sweating and whimpering

[whatadumbasslamb]

effervescent

[wiiwheel]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

[boymounter]

strange icon on my dash BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAoh hang on. sniff sniff lick sniff. sniff. mutual. carry on

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody remember when ship names would be changed depending on who they thought topped. that shit was so funny just a BRUTAL civil war between a group that ships the same characters but cannot agree on who takes it up the ass

[bruisepoking-archive]

guy who has only ever seen twin peaks encountering coffee in real life: wow this is just like in twin peaks

[dayquil-driver]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[dayquil-driver]

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

mash girlies (gender-neutral) have the most middle-aged interests of all time. like it’s not just mash. “oh here’s my favorite amc period drama and my favorite dad rock musician and my favorite terry pratchett novel” you are a middle school art teacher ten years away from retirement. you guys post like you’ve got a baked ziti in the oven. and then we're all like 23.

[hhawkeye]

WHY were hawkeye and bj in love with each other like what did that accomplish.

[prawniscuous]

what did this accomplish