misadventures in min-maxing

Software Engineer Amateur Craftsman Nintendork Rainbow wielding sorceror

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[new-highs-deactivated20190730]

where is the lie

[dyke2watchout4-deactivated20260]

whenever i want to put a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in one of my posts i google “shrug emoji” and copy and paste it and i think the reality behind this process kind of undermines the whole blasé, “lmao, who cares? not me” feel i’m trying to add to these posts by adding my little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guy in the first place

[dagwolf]

[theindiesciencegirl]

what eurovision thinks we want to see:

what we really want to see:

[steveover600]

Some triangle-flavoured Pokémon.

[neokitagaming]

I guess friendships mean nothing to you, considering you caught your Ralts in a Pokéball and this bitch is in an ULTRA BALL.

And don’t you dare try to lie to me because I WAS THERE WITH YOU WHEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR “PARTNER.”

YOU AIN’T LOYAL.

[mashpotato-samurai]

so my friend had a fairy party

naturally i went as best fairy

[omoulo-moving]

PRESENTING: DETECTIVE GUMSHOE AND HIS NEW COMPANION, DETECTIVE GUMSHOOS

[scrimmified-deactivated20201007]

hey pal

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[mashpotato-samurai]

about me

stupid mcstupidface

[violeteyedmedium]

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

[ganondilf]

Don’t worry. Chuck Tingle’s on it.

[steveover600]

#teamrowlet

[sleepbby]

future apartment goals:

- small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store

[luxgalador]

the bar is…… so low?

[posteriortolife]

and yet it’s nearly impossible

[quetzalcoatl2k]

[whoopsididathing]

A few of the cosplayers I was lucky enough to get photos with on Day 1 of GX Australia! Featuring:

@mashpotato-samurai as the Postman Link

Give me a shout-out if you know anyone else :)