DepressExpress

Just my daily life and thoughts, also cursed images Who is your family? The people who use you like a tool, or the people you'd sacrifice yourself for?

[valtsv]

👉👈 bro what if… our plague doctor mask beaks accidentally touched… and we were in quarantine together… haha just kidding… unless? 😳

[maskboii47]

I need the most chonky toad you can find, no time for explanations

[maskboii47]

I may be stupid and ugly and overall horrible but i don't care, i can have self steem while believing that, i love me just the way i am.

Stop telling me i need to love myself more i alredy do that, what i need is for someone to love me how others love each other.

I just don't wanna be someone's emo fuckfriend, i'm a fuckboy yeah but that's because anyone actually loves me, i don't even wanna be a fuckboy, i don't even like sex.

I just lack someone else's love.

[maskboii47]

my only fetish is hatesex and i blame homestuck for it.

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

[maskboii47]

[maskboii47]

i'm starting to think i can bullshit myself out of anything

literally avoided being robbed/stabbed by saying "i spent all my money on valentine's and got friendzoned"

[maskboii47]

Iggy is just Jotaro's fursona

[dio-brando-the-bitch]

[maskboii47]

What if instead i told you pet shop is dio's uh...

Yeh, that.

[maskboii47]

My foreskin has been elongated to the sides

[maskboii47]

FORHEAD I MEANT FORHEAD

[maskboii47]

My foreskin has been elongated to the sides

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Shipwrecked party

Bard: Can I spell “SEND HELP” in the sand? - OOC: Oh damn wait there are no airplanes.

DM, grinning: No, but dragons.

[redroadtoadventure]

Unless…

[maskboii47]

I mean, are dragons really not just giant flying reptiles with a ranged attack?

[maskboii47]

My uncle looks like both Pesci and Charlie Scene and i hate it

[maskboii47]

Iggy is just Jotaro's fursona

[vampiremasochist]

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[maskboii47]

Was high on weed

[maskboii47]

Iggy is just Jotaro's fursona

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So did your mother carry you or did you form from asexual reproduction?

found in a sealed well

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

Hey me too! So were you placed there to hatch? Or just kinda spawned from fungi?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imprisoned there for the protection of the local village 

[maskboii47]

Where'd you come from before they imprisoned you?

[maskboii47]

People who are still in denial about my chemical romance dissolving still exist

I was going to fuck one of those but we were talking while we were going home to do so and I discovered this when I said "oh hey did you hear about my chemical romance coming back?" and he literally said "What do you mean? they never sepparated", we didn't fuck because it turns me off just knowing he's still in denial.

[maskboii47]

seagulls are just flying raccoons

[maskboii47]

Every single day of our lives is a nightmare before christmas