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@masked-birdie
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
how do people even put up with me
like i cant even put up with me
leijxna :
Your wildest dream… Pfft, AS IF. More like “worst nightmare”, in her opinion. The last thing she wanted on a night like this was another human being (Am I even human anymore?) tripping her up. And he was too close to Lava, much too close.
The witch gave a short bark of laughter to hide her nervousness, but also took a step back, careful not to tread on the portion of her lion’s mane of hair that trailed the ground. She kept her eyes trained dead ahead on him, casting a wary glance over her shoulder every now and again.
“…my wildest dream. Ooh, yeah hate t’tell y’this, but I don’ think so.”
It was then Lee realized that if he was this close, he could probably see some of her… the DEAD some of her– the mask of purpled skin around her eyes, scars and bruises riddling her porcelain-pale complexion, the inevitable decay that had begun in places. She thought herself a zombie, though maybe it wasn’t as bad as she figured.
“Sh– Show yourself b’fore I fire another one,” she blurted out, mentally cursing herself for her slight stutter. Her hand began to glow and spark with the energy of another blast of magic, but it circling her clenched fist… waiting.
“I don’t miss twice.”
“You’d be surprised. I’m one of the coolest guys in this town. Quite possibly the coolest.” Dick folded his arms and smirked, laughing to himself. She probably wouldn’t find it too funny. She seemed like she was too caught off guard to even smile. She didn’t seem like she was in the laughing mood. His eyebrow raised when she stepped into the light. Despite the fire ball or whatever had just launched right past him, she looked... tired. Her pale skin, the bags under her eyes, her stance begging to be strong but was slightly slumped. She looked... dead, to simply put it. Her tone was angry, but with the stutter it was hard to not see her as somewhat scared. This was now his goal. He had to make her smile at least once. His eyes fixed on her glowing hand. “Well if you want we couldn’t play a game. Like, dodgeball. But with that hand of yours.”
And I’ve lost who I am, and I can’t understand Why my heart is so broken, rejecting your love
leijxna :
;;@masked-birdie
Heartwell had gotten a little bit too…crowded. There was something about encroaching on other heroes’ territories that the witch just didn’t care for (even if SHE was technically there first). It was pretty easy to pack up the one duffle bag she owned and “jump ship”, however– it was just finding the right place to jump ship TO that was the problem.
Lee had decided to stop in Gotham. Lava was running out of steam, and so was she; it wouldn’t do the two of them any good to keep pushing on now. She wasn’t too keen on staying in this city for long, though… not with the Batman present. He was too close to the cops, and Lee and the overwhelming majority of police departments did not get along.
Ditching her duffle bag behind a dumpster, the witch left Lava in the (possible) safety of a dark alleyway and went to “explore”. If she’d be there for a while, she’d need to know the area. The blonde, on her toes and ready to pounce if need be, wandered the back alleys, wand tucked into her belt just in case. Curiosity killed the cat, after all. (Did it kill lions, too?)
A sudden noise behind her caused her to whip around, a bright blue flame shot from her finger- tips towards the source. Lee didn’t care much about her aim at this point.
“…who’s there?”
What was strange to Dick was that whenever he felt stressed by anything, even Bruce and his excessive hours of (necessary) training, the young bird boy went off on his own to patrol the city. It wasn’t something to be seen as stress-relieving, yet somehow it kept Dick in line, from falling over the edge that was keeping him sane. He took his usual route. Sitting on top of Marco’s Pizza Parlor, continuing down the line of rooftops until he’d have to use his grappling hook to get to the top of one of the buildings. He would then hit the dark alleyways, keeping himself hidden until his presence needed to be known. He slowed his jog when he neared one of the taller buildings. With ease, Dick jumped halfway between the two buildings, landing safely on the cement ground of the alleyway. The only light that illuminated the area was one of the streetlights at least 50 feet away, showing small puddles on the ground from the rain earlier that day. Dick clung to the wall to stay out of any sort of light that could shine on him. He checked his right, seeing the open but empty street ahead. Checking his right into the alley, his eyes widened in surprise. A horse? He never thought he’d see one of those in the city. He began to tip-toe over to it, wondering how it hadn’t heard him yet. It seemed tired, worn out. In his heart he knew he wanted to help but he wasn’t too sure how. It wasn’t until a figure stood up next to it that Dick knew he had to hide himself better, He pushed his entire body against the brick wall now, keeping his breath quiet. The figure began to walk out of the alley. He let it pass, letting his eyes only trail with it until it reached the end of the alley. He moved his shoe just slightly to adjust himself. He wasn’t as quiet as he was hoping. A ball of blue fire it seemed rushed past him. His eyes widened under his mask. A girl’s voice called out into the darkness. She knew he was there. He couldn’t just continue to stand there. He stepped out slightly, letting his foot hit the light. “Um, your wildest dream?”
how do people even put up with me
like i cant even put up with me
{–amy bro your reply made me so happy like omfg i can’t masked-birdie
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE 18+
three word starters.
cursorium:
❛ please don’t go. ❜
❛ don’t turn around. ❜
❛ just hold me. ❜
❛ i want you. ❜
❛ drunk i’m not. ❜
❛ where’s your coat? ❜
❛ bring some beers. ❜
❛ are you home? ❜
❛ say my name. ❜
❛ i can’t go.❜
❛ i’d like none. ❜
❛ well fuck me. ❜
❛ are you sick? ❜
❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜
❛ you’re all wet. ❜
❛ are you drunk? ❜
❛ don’t look back. ❜
❛ just kiss me.❜
❛ you are screwed. ❜
❛ damn it’s hot. ❜
❛ get here easily? ❜
❛ don’t touch me. ❜
❛ it’s cold out. ❜
❛ just leave me. ❜
❛ i like you. ❜
❛ talk to me. ❜
Maybe not so NSFW
Starters that are a little dirty but could be completely innocent:
"That's pretty big..."
"Push it in."
"You had better wrap that."
"Room for one more?"
"Oh, that's nice."
"Harder. HARDER I said!"
"Put this blindfold on. I have something to show you."
"I've never done something like this before."
"Isn't that a little awkward?"
"I need it. Give it to me."
"Get in bed."
"I bought something today. Want to see it?"
"It's just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun..."
"Want to play a game?"
"Turn over."
"I've got something for you."
"It was enormous!"
"I'm exhausted."
"I got some whipped cream and chocolate sauce..."
"I'm hot."
"Please tell me you brought protection."
"I like coming in through the back door."
"Fine. Just keep quiet. I don't want anyone to hear us."
leijxna :
{–saw that there was a new(ish) draw your otp challenge and i needed a warm-up doodle this morning. so masked-birdie here are our two dorks u know this would be them i mean srsly
bonus:
688: Help me take my shirt off for science.
masked-birdie
ooc;; when dick and lee finally meet. !!!! i met emma today!!! just sat in barnes and nobles and talked for hours and hours. after three years of being friends this FINALLY HAPPENED. look at us. leijxna is bae.
Don’t trust a perfect person and don’t trust a song that’s flawless
Drink up baby, look at the stars I’ll kiss you again between the bars
