Exterminator of Battery City

[mason-caldez]

I didn’t know Gage Nerium but his posts were always so relatable

[mason-caldez]

I hate dogs.

[mason-caldez]

Why does a dog have a bounty? Oh well, easy money.

[mason-caldez]

I think my mom would be proud of me.

[mason-caldez]

A nice leisurely stroll through the city always lifts my spirits. Though they have been far from low!

[mason-caldez]

Sometimes you need to take a moment to appreciate your accomplishments.

[mason-caldez]

The only downside is that now some of the rats won't shut up

[val--velocity]

📻 This is not a broadcast I ever wanted to make, or thought I would ever have to make. I’m not gonna sugar coat it with cutesy phrases. I’m just gonna say it.

Here it goes.

We lost Cherri Cola today. Got dusted by Better Living. He was a good man and a great poet. His favorite song was Cherry Bomb. His favorite book was The Phantom Tollbooth. Even when he must have hated my guts he still took the time to hear my problems. I know he was a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on for a lot of people. Things are never going to be the same without him. Each and every day will lead into tomorrow, and tomorrow brings one day closer to the time when we don't have to do this anymore. One day we don't have bounties over our heads. One day we won't have to risk our lives just to be happy. I'm sorry I couldn't make that day come fast enough. 📻

[mason-caldez]

Treating myself to a nice dinner tonight

[officialbetterlivingindustries]

Can I collect Cherri Cola's bounty?

-@mason-caldez

If you capture or kill him.

[mason-caldez]

I killed him.

[mason-caldez]

So where do I collect a bounty?

[tonya-nerium]

I SWEAR TO GOD! The city needs better security! People from the zones should not be able to come and go, and especially not be able to wonder into residential neighborhoods!!!! I cannot believe this!! How was this allowed to happen!? There needs to be MASSIVE reform! The city is supposed to be safer! This is not safe!

[mason-caldez]

What happened? Do you need assistance?

[tonya-nerium]

Killjoy broke in and killed my husband! At breakfast! Over pancakes! He was short and had blond hair! He used to do underground music, I know that for a fact. I've already reported everything I know but if you see him you need to get him! He's dangerous!

[mason-caldez]

Has someone come to collect your statement and the body?

[tonya-nerium]

I SWEAR TO GOD! The city needs better security! People from the zones should not be able to come and go, and especially not be able to wonder into residential neighborhoods!!!! I cannot believe this!! How was this allowed to happen!? There needs to be MASSIVE reform! The city is supposed to be safer! This is not safe!

[mason-caldez]

What happened? Do you need assistance?

[mason-caldez]

I hate the heat.

[val--velocity]

Then find a car with air conditioning? Stay in the fucking city? Live underground as a mole? There are solutions so why the fuck are you complaining

[real-kobra-kid]

I agree. Live as a mole

[mason-caldez]

I didn't ask either of your opinions. Fucking traitor. I hope both of you die screaming for help, and those who hear you simply don't care.

[mason-caldez]

I hate the heat.

[mason-caldez]

Second day going out. I'll tackle the blood issue when I get home.

[mason-caldez]

@tonya-nerium Are you still in the clothing department? My pants have some bloodstains I can't get out.

[officialbetterlivingindustries]

Announcement

Good morning, Battery City. This is an official announcement. We are reintroducing the calvaries, as we have attained enough bikes for them. Please keep your headphones on the appropriate levels.

Exterminators, please keep an eye out for any indicator of potentially being sent out as part of a calvary. Our Extermination Head will notify you if you receive the order to.

Have a Better day, and don't forget to smile!