Son of the famous Fiddleford McGucket

Dipper Pines Happy Family AU Rp Blog | Asks open

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

↟ Well, howdy there ↟

I'm Mason McGucket. My papa's name is Fiddleford Mcgucket and my twin sis is Mabel. It's mighty fine ta meet y'all.

My papa, my sis, and I live in Gravity Falls, Oregon. It's a sweet little town up in Lumber County where my papa owns this sweet li'l hog farm. My sis has got a pig and a sheep, and I got this sweet sheepdog. His name's Alfie. He helps me help out my papa on the farm.

Papa don't like to talk 'bout it much, but he used to be a big shot inventor. I'd like to be like him when I grow up. He's real smart. He's a little cagey 'bout it wit' me, though.

Tags:

#lumberjack - in character posts

#chores round the farm - asks

#seeing beyond - ooc posts

#swear jar - every time Mason swears

The Happy Family AU is a Timestuck-inspired AU made by @/waffle-trex, @/Abyssal-Author-and-Artist and @/animnightmare. The concept boils down to Mabel and Dipper having their memories wiped by a Blind Eye era Fiddleford and being subsequently adopted. Neither of them remember the summer or even significant portions of their previous lives. Dipper is referred to exclusively as Mason. (He also wears a stetson and a flannel, which aren't relevant but are fun regardless.)

Mabel - @mabel-mcgucket

Fiddleford - @papa-mcgucket

Do not send in asks flirting with or shipping Mabel or Mason.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[lee-mcgucket]

"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*

I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee climbs higher and higher, till he's almost at the top of the tree. He's never been good at heights, but some reason... despite Mason being so far under him, he felt like there was someone close by to catch him if he fell. He reached for the highest branch he could reach and... it snapped.

"Ford!-" He called out in panic, but there was no one there

He didn't even know whose name he had yelled.

Lee plummeted towards the ground.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He's not fast enough.*

*He's nowhere near fast enough.*

*Lee - his baby brother - is falling, falling fast, too fast to react. He wasn't even close to the ground or to Lee but he tries, tries to reach the ground as fast as he can.*

*He was never going to be fast enough, was he?*

[lee-mcgucket]

T H U D

SNAP

Lee hits the ground, legs first. He feels the bones crack and bend completely in a way they were NOT SUPPOSED TO. His head was spared from major trauma, but the pressure sent a horrible tremor of pain throughout his body, and the air was knocked out of him.

He lay there, failing to breathe, withering in pain.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*Mason's by his side in seconds, pulling whatever first aid he knows out of his ass. He's cursing under his breath a dozen times a second.*

Lee? Goddammit Lee, please be alright.

*His accent is wavering. He doesn't notice.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[lee-mcgucket]

"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*

I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee climbs higher and higher, till he's almost at the top of the tree. He's never been good at heights, but some reason... despite Mason being so far under him, he felt like there was someone close by to catch him if he fell. He reached for the highest branch he could reach and... it snapped.

"Ford!-" He called out in panic, but there was no one there

He didn't even know whose name he had yelled.

Lee plummeted towards the ground.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He's not fast enough.*

*He's nowhere near fast enough.*

*Lee - his baby brother - is falling, falling fast, too fast to react. He wasn't even close to the ground or to Lee but he tries, tries to reach the ground as fast as he can.*

*He was never going to be fast enough, was he?*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[lee-mcgucket]

"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*

I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[lee-mcgucket]

"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*

I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[lee-mcgucket]

"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*

I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.

*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[lee-mcgucket]

"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He rolls his eyes.*

Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.

*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[lee-mcgucket]

Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*

I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.

*He sets off after Lee.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant

"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Hey! That's cheating, little man!

*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[lee-mcgucket]

"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"

He ran into a tree-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Lee!

*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*

Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked

Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty

And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!

*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*

Git back here!

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[lee-mcgucket]

Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*

Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[lee-mcgucket]

"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?

*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*

Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*

I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

- @lee-mcgucket

*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*

Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?

*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*

Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?

*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*

[lee-mcgucket]

He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -

He laughs minaically

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He laughs.*

Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!

*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*

[lee-mcgucket]

"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.

[mason-mcgucket-rpblog]

*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*

Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!