Mason Darkhart's Imaginary LP Lightning

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It's killing me that I can't tell anyone about the attack of the Seven

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March First.

My life is a sitcom. This week I'm going to be nude in a local newspaper.

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Can Mark Harvey show his penis in an ad?

FUCK NO

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He thinks he created me.

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"Mis-Virginia?"

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Meeting with #RICO..

He wants Niko in a T-shirt. Only a t-shirt.

I agree.

Tyler Paitt is going to be used for a gallery showing.

It's going to be an exciting week @ work.

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Mike Million Returns next week..

Nude + triumphant!

Shoot w / #Rico

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*RELEASED ONLY ON VINYL AND CASSETTE *

1. Let’s Play Tonight 2. Dark Superstar 3. Against Trust 4. Lightning 5. 6. Miranda Lin 7. Winter King 8. Bitch Bitch Bitch 9. Panic Man 10. My Pants 11. Miss Virginia 12. Talk 13. Hey Zeus

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**TRACK 5 is “Favorite Actress”– a DIFFERENT song than the INKY BLINKY song with the same title

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Tuesday @ 2:00

Me and Joe are taking Niko out to Micro Beach... gonna get him naked and tan-- bringing lots of props and ropes and heavy things for him to lift

: )

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THEN--!

Later this week,

1. Jeff The Mechanic.

He's my friend and I have no idea what I wanna do with him. Just gonna get his clothes off and see.

2. Tyler Paitt.

Kid from NHU. Veterinary department.

Can only imagine how fit and compact his bod is, so I've already got Photographer Karl talking nude bodyscapes and creative lighting for his muscles. He's 5'5" and FIT!

THIS WILL BE GOOD +++

A Feather in my cap!!!!!

☆☆☆☆

3. Tarynn Mackeage. My age.

Met him a few weeks ago, kept running into him. Very interested in baring all, so he's coming in for a session, I'm thinking I wanna get him to Joe's empty house on Northover Avenue in the afternoon.

I think we will.

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News:

Overseeing my very first shoot as "Creative Director," with Rico behind the camera. The model I've selected is this kid Benn Tally I've got a feeling about.

I purchased a few pairs BOZEMAN white briefs... got Room A all decked out in white... and its gonna be Benn on the beige stool, first in his tighty whiteys, then OUT of them, *wicked grin.*

Definitely excited as can be.

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I have to hire models for Open Door.

You interested?

All I got so far is Niko, tomorrow at 9am.

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Another surprise in the mailbox:

Miles Fiorella in his tighty whiteys, seated on a stool.

...

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Jeff, the drummer from Mood Hog has an all-nude role in a play at the 2nd Street Little Theater.

Hmmmm....

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It never ends.

I am friends with three guys who are the band Mood Hog.

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' It's getting wierder...

I just opened a package from Freshwater Express. Inside was an 8×10 professsionally shot photo of the mayor's son smiling Miles in nothing but a leather jacket along with a photocopy of a check made out to Nolan Gillis Photography for $2000.00 with "Class Photos'" written in the memo...

On the back, someone wrote "Thank you. Went better than Daddy thinks."

?????

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Just got an anonymous text.

"Moody Nathan Buckner now lives in the Mellowby Splash area of Micro Beach. His address is 32133 7th Scene Avenue, apartment b. Just got employment in the kitchen of Gummy's Restaurant. I'm addition, has been prowling thugs around twilight as a superhero calling himself Red Lightning. No powers. Please investigate."