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mason matlin. idk i'm too old to be in highschool but here i am. senior @ degrassi. dad to carter. musician. comic book enthusiast. appreciator of hot people.

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@tbhmayamats: @masonisactuallydeadpool DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL HELP ME CONVINCE MOM NOT TO SAY NO AND LET ME KEEP HER?

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @tbhmayamats SURE

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@tbhmayamats: When you try and sneak a puppy into your house, to say that it was hiding in your yard, and no one catches you untill your nephew busts into your room and asks why there is a breathing stuffed animal on your bed

@tbhmayamats: And now my brother knows there is a puppy in my room, and im hoping to god he'll help me figure out how to beg mom to keep it.

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @tbhmayamats FUCK YEAH A PUPPY -praise hands emoji-

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text to mason

Gen: oh my god keep it in ur pants will u PLEASE

Gen: i say as if i could

Gen: but seriously frankie has a boyfriend so unless you want guyliner in this too i'd back off

Mason: NEVER

Mason: lololol you want it ;)

Mason: sorry that was gross

Mason: i

Mason: would not

Mason: be opposed

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★ Maya

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you (ok like occasionally) // I’d kill you if I got the chance (sometimes) // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties (no bc there may be boys there) // I’d lend you my money (to get me pizza) // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★ - zig

I like you (sometimes) // I love you // You’re one of my best friends (most of the time) // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance (as of lately) // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties (As long as my sister wasn’t gonna be there) // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★ - genevieve

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you (bc your jokes are better than mine wtf) // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★ Rydel

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★ toby

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance (sometimes) // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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@tobygrey: It's perf bc me and Ezra are in love

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @tobygrey i hate this band.

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@masonisactuallydeadpool: i just heard a pop punk cover of breaking free from high school musical and it was so metal like i just want the band to do that now holy shit.

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Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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@zigmnd: @masonisactuallydeadpool i cant keep up with that kid in my chair no thanks

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @zigmnd this is what the child leash and catching these hands are for.

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@tobygrey: @masonisactuallydeadpool Newest member of the band?

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @tobygrey all he said was no. lmfao.

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@genevievesams: @masonisactuallydeadpool sorry that was offensive hes actually cooler than you (i have to get on his good side i kinda like his dad)

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @genevievesams also told him all of this and he thumbs-ed up and then said you could do better so like long story short, zig is now going to raise him.

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@genevievesams: @masonisactuallydeadpool hes like a mini mason i love it

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @genevievesams i told him what you said and he flipped me off. hahahaha.

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@tbhmayamats: @masonisactuallydeadpool I love my nephew.

@masonisactuallydeadpool: @tbhmayamats I'M STILL FUCKING LAUGHING AND MOM IS LIKE 'STOP THAT'S NOT OKAY'. i'm calling every radio station to play that song until i get it on video.