WHATALOSER

Honestly, just fucking kill me, man.

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[thebootydiaries]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

[mariopowertennis]

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

[orchidvioletindigo]

Your gf who works with clowns

[memewhore]

[fartney]

Costco Lady: Free sample?

Me:

[oneheadtoanother]

[fartjungle]

Me telling Isabelle about the government shutdown

[fartjungle]

Four years later and I have to bring this post back

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[hannah-belle-lee]

Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.

[fandom-oracle]

I’m an atheist but this is sweet for all my struggling Christian followers

[brainscrewz]

i’m also an atheist but this is… actually really comforting? wowza?

[hungwy]

Gonna poke some holes in my shoes cuz my toes are cold

[hungwy]

Sandals

[hungwy]

Make your own post

[tamamita]

[zhinico]

the future is now

[processintegrated]

[dennys]

The perfect date

You go to Denny’s. A waitress asks for your order. In unison you say “cheeseburger”. You look up. Your eyes meet. You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together. The nurse asks for a name.  You look at each other, and you both know. You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

[unsettlingstories]

Cursed image.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Good morning to everyone except this person!

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

[factsnfunnypics]

[masonusually]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[deatofabachelor]

when no one in class is ready for the test