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[internet-archivie]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[scavengedluxury]

The Mall. Luton, October 2012.

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[thememedaddy]

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[ardentdelirium]

... how many hearts are in the vet office

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He just stole mine <3

[retrocgads]

Compaq ProLinea 486DX2 66 / Pentium 90 / Pentium 133

Compaq Computer Corporation USA 1995

[germanpostwarmodern]

High Point (1972), HQ of the Yorkshire Building Society, in Bradford, England, by John Brunton Partnership

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[hersmilemyhappiness]

#tobynjacobs

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

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[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(source)

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Oh, Lords of Kobol!

[tiktokstowatch]

[former-portland-mando]

"It's over Judas, I have the high ground."

[zoesupreme]

0-0 score in the world cup final for 86 entire minutes this sport is so unserious I'm sorry. y'all really watch this shit?

[zoesupreme]

they're fucking starving him

[iftadwascool]

[battletoads]

[naanviolent]

[tokyostreetphoto]

Red Rain II, Shinjuku 新宿

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]