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Scar's super fast build mode music could wake me from a coma I believe this

I donno how to colour ngl

Scetchbook dump!!

#eddsworld tord #eddsworld tom #arthur morgan #but make it kinda ass lmao #and a horse but also crappy #because I love horses but I don’t how to draw them #ong #please don’t look too closely at the receipt in the half way scrap book page #it was for a bus #I got out of the house for once #I don’t live there #I went camping #they have great trails in Lillehammer

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

tillydouspart

you must understand that my vision for the cactus ring is Not an epic final duel. it's something anticlimactic, sad and miserable and borderline uncomfortable to watch. that's how you properly convey the vibe of the original.

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

absolutejamer

grace is not rocky's dog

grace is kept in a clear, airtight container filled with a completely different environment with a carefully maintained life-support system that, should it fail, he will quickly die.

grace is erid's fish.

stealthetrees

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

halcyi0n

Todays Goodtimeswithscar quote: "Hey!, I wore Clothes today, I didnt have to. - limited life

drempen

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

artifexvigen

I started listening to the audiobook for Project Hail Mary since I loved the movie so much (I wanted to read it instead but the book has been checked out of every local library to the point there aren't any copies in circulation), I'm three chapters in and HOLY SHIT I love book!Grace so much.

Some stand-out moments from the book so far:

Grace falls off his medical bed while he's still partially hooked up. Tube up his ass comes off no problem. Still-inflated catheter not so much.

"Holy moly...! ...'Holy moly'? That's my go-to expression? I mean it's okay, but I couldn't have picked something less 1950s? What kinda weirdo am I?"

"What the fudge is going o-- 'fudge'. Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I'm...deeply religious?"

"Okay. I'm in my mid-thirties, I live alone in a small apartment. I don't have any kids but I like kids a lot, I do NOT like where this is going-- A TEACHER. I'M A TEACHER. OHH THANK GOD"

Grace using his teacher voice on Stratt and LITERALLY THE WORLD LEADERS

stiffyck

Grace not wanting a romantic relationship, but dating a girl because he's supposed to, because it's what's expected of him. He likes her, she's nice, he likes hanging out with her, but he doesn't understand how dating is supposed to be different to being friends. He likes doing all of this couple-y stuff with her, but there's something so deeply uncomfortable about it and he can't put his finger on why.

Grace being confused and frustrated with himself because why is this so hard??? Isn't this supposed to be easy? Everyone talks about this sorta stuff, everyone keeps waxing poetics about being in love and blah blah blah and grace just doesn't understand what he's doing wrong.

When his gf breaks up with him, he feels angry. Angry and sad and frustrated because his girlfriend left him and found a new boyfriend almost immediately after she dumped him.

Grace finds that it's easier to pretend he's mad and upset by her leaving, than having to admit he never wanted to date her in the first place, and that he just wasn't boyfriend material. It's easier to be upset at his ex for leaving him for a different man, than it is to admit that there's something wrong with him.

Grace with internalized aphobia. That is all.