Swaggon Time

Hello. I write. Please be kind, it's what Namjoon would want. Age: So old I bought tickets for DashCon. 30s. Occassionally NSFW.

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Masterlist

Hello. I write for fun. I have a husband (I am the same age as most Hermits), a full-time job, and a deep-rooted love of Hermitcraft and MCYT in general. Thus, I post fics when I basically feel like it, no set schedule here!

THIS BLOG DOES CONTAIN NSFW CONTENT SO BE ADVISED

Things I have written: Hermitcraft

Rendog x Reader

Practice Makes Perfect  (PG13/Teen) - After spending all day baking for Giga Pies, Ren realizes you’ve racked up quite the death count on the server. He takes it upon himself to try and track you down to see if he can help in a multitude of ways Read on Tumblr Read on Archive Of Our Own

GoodTimesWithScar x Reader

One Way to Defeat a Wither - When Grian jokingly unleashes the forces of the Scar Wither upon spawn, no one bats an eye. That is until GoodTimesWithScar suddenly becomes a very, very Bad Scar indeed. Chapter One (Rated PG) Read on Tumblr Read on Archive Of Our Own Chapter Two (EXPLICIT) Read on Tumblr Read on Archive of Our Own

On Top of the World (PG13/Teen) -  Scar, your longtime crush, asks you to test out his newly constructed roller coaster for his Hermitcraft Theme Park. Only problem is your immense fear of heights. Read on Tumblr Read on Archive Of Our Own

What’s In a Name (PG13/Teen) -   Scar returns to Hermitcraft after a personal best in MCC only to discover you've picked up on a particular nickname he's given himself. Read on Tumblr Read on Archive Of Our Own

Feel free to send me a request, but be aware I don’t know if I’ll get to it! I also am relatively new to writing for Hermitcraft so it may take me a bit to be comfortable writing for some of the creators I don’t watch all the time. That being said I’m always happy to give something a try!

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I want you all to know in my Tomodachi Life, somehow Mumbo Jumbo is dating TinaKitten and FoolishGamers is in love with PearlescentMoon so they're all living the lives I dream of.

I forgot to mention Ren is married to Lizzie. My jealousy.

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Shadoune winning MCC with an all-French team with Aypierre, who he met AS A KID and was his Minecraft hero, is maybe one of the best things to ever happen in MCC

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the hermits are too damn nice because hearing how long they were stuck meeting people at twitchcon is fucking insane omg let people go homeeee. glad they met as many people as they could but also holy shit unsafe

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I start watching and suddenly theres Shappo and Ewroon and Graf and Juan and im dying

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I only started catching up with QSMP 2 and Shappo is incredible

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Fitpac have been on my tomodachi island dor a day and they're already in love

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GOD FITMC AND THAT BEARD YES DADDY

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Idk who sombr is but he always looks like temu wilbur soot to me and neither is good

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i think i am finally too old for the internet because every time i check a fandom space all i think to myself is "ah. this is why creators hate their fans" and peace out

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Cleo is in the new Arif Blood on the Clocktower video, playing with a bunch of expert BOTC players! Enjoy!

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But ehy rendog always gotta be so hot tho

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i have awoken from my slumber. all i hear in my ears is fitpac. something has happened hasn't it

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S20E09

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the shriek of laughter i just let out at these tags

incredible

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@redroserogue

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I've suggested there's a bubbling rage in you, Reece, but I thought you were remarkably well-humoured, considering. ...Except when you went, "It's just a bouncy, stupid thing with numbers on it!" I thought maybe the cracks were starting to show then.

bonus...🧘

[rylandgraces]

Reece Shearsmith as Dr. Maxwell Inside No. 9 | 2.01 'La Couchette"

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Phil Ellis says, "I try to look at the bright side of life, and just enjoy every second." Reece Shearsmith laughs, "He said that like there's someone with a gun at his head." End ID.]