Ask Bonnie n Clyde

Greatest theifs in da galaxy! (Bonnie = 💎) (Clyde = 💰) (BOTH = DO DA MATH, CHUMP!)

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For Both: Today was Valentine's Day, so I'm wondering, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your flirting skills? After all, flirting could help with stealing.

Can't say wes ones fer romance BUT I gotta say I ammmmm a sweettalker! Only good fer gettin outta tight stuff! Beatin punks senseless is where its at! 10 fuh me! - 💎

Like in da movies? Ehhhhh-! 0. I ain't th' sappy type. - 💰

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For Both: What was the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

Well its GYATTUH be when Clyde made us-

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EH? DAS WUZ YOUS FAULT! - 💰

HOW DO YAH GET A FLAT TIRE LIKE DAT? TALK ABOUT TRASH TIMIN! - 💎

YUH THREW TACKS OUT DA SIDE WINDOW INSTEAD OF DA BACK! - 💰

I WUZ AIMIN FER DA COPS! - 💎

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For Both: What's your opinion on Mrs Hasagawa's "cats"?

Whole buncha thugs the lot of em! We nevah wanna hang in that raggedy crib EVA again! And dat whale-penguin fella gives me the creeps! Don even get us started on da pinchy dude and th' rat! - 💎💰

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For Both: Do you have any traumatic memories?

Kokaua Prison Chilli Dog Night. Dignity was lawst. - 💎💰

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Don't I look beautiful in this new dress? I love it!

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We tink its a steal! - 💎💰

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For Both: What is one thing you don't like about your design?

For Bonnie: I know you're tough, but was there ever a moment when you needed someone to talk to about personal stuff? (I won't judge)

Nah, we spiffy as is! Jus a couple of perfectly dashin' theives! - 💎💰 Yous some sort of shrink? Git outta my bizz! Th' only personal stuff I oughta talk about is th' next big heist! Now scram! - 💎

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For Both: Was there ever a time when you actually felt sympathetic towards something?

For Clyde: Have you ever thought about having more tools added to your cybernetic arm, like a grappling hook?

For Both: Would you describe yourselves as anti-heroes? In case you don't know what an anti-hero is, it's basically a central character who lacks traditional heroic qualities, but serves a protagonist-like role.

Duh! Our cousins lookin all locked n cooped up in dat ship! Not like we ain't been in da slammer before eithah! It BLOWWWWWWS! - 💎💰 Yeah! I was tinkin sumn like a cotton candy maker too! - 💰 Das REAL stupid Clyde. Git a rubber chicken or sumn! - 💎 Protagonist? Hero? Like inna action movie? Ya tink we can be moviestars? HEH! Well if we WERE in one of thems hotshot hollywood movies we'd rock da role n reap da benefits! - 💎💰

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For Both: What would be your dream heist? Like, the one place you've always wanted to steal from, but never got around to doing it.

We wanna try hittin every country in one ehhhh, yall earthlins call em continents right? Yeah! We wanna hit every country we can in one of those! The chase sounds fun! But da coppers ain't gon be! - 💎💰

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For Bonnie: Have you ever thought about having earrings? I think they'd look good on you.

Eh? Puttin needles thru mah ears? It bettah not be one of thems ones that be weighin yer ears down! I need thems thangs to breathe! - 💎

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For Bonnie: Why are you so short?

For Both: What's your opinion on Snooty/Experiment 277?

What kinda question issat?! Ask 4-eyes! Most of us are dis height anywho! - 💎

Ehhhh...the bat? What a werido. Hangs around sum lil lassie in absorbs her boogers! Eyuck! - 💎💰

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For Both: Do you think you would be a better parent or a better aunt/uncle?

Auntie or Uncle? Who doya take us fer, old farts? Anywho I'd be a cooler aunt than Clyde, nuff said! - 💎

Yer gunna smell like mothballs one day! - 💰 Can it! Unless ya wanna purse full of rocks to da noggin! -💎

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For Both: Is there an experiment who's bad side you avoid trying to get one?

For Both: Are you good at sports? If so, which one's your favourite?

For Both: Have you ever heard of Experiment 000, the actual first Experiment Jumba ever made? Here's a picture of him:

Some people call him Cyber.

No one! Wes da baddest in town! - 💎 Ace. - 💰 Nah! We've been forced t' play baseball wit kiddies and da reeeeal competitive pterodactyl chump tho! - 💎💰 Nope! Chump looks EXTRA gnarled! YEESH! He got more crazy parts than Clyde! - 💎 We wouldn't mind nabbin both of those arms offa em. - 💰

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For Bonnie: How good are you with guns, like Tommyguns?

For Both: What's your opinion on Belle/Experiment 248?

Eh! I ain't big on regular human weapons, I jus use whateva I got my on m' hands t' fend off any chumps on my tail! - 💎 Da bluegal? WAY too loud! She'd blow our cover! - 💎💰

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For Both: Do you remember hearing about an "Experiment 621", who also goes by the name Chopsuey? Here's a picture of him:

I'm not sure what happened to him, but do you remember seeing someone like this?

For Both: What's your opinion on Toons/Experiment 112, the Experiment that can bring pictures to life?

Nevah heard of em! I take he's a chump like da blueboy aye? Just a bit on da lean-greenbean side! - 💎💰 Sounds useful! Maybe I could use my masterful artistic skills t'cook up the best heist of the century! - 💎 Masterful? HEHEH-! You can't even doodle a stick figure wit yer life on da line! - 💰 I'll clock ya. - 💎

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Dunno if anyone's asked this yet- do y'all have extra arms like Stitch & the sandwich freak or nah.

Nah! But wethinks it'd be exxxtra handy! - 💎💰

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For Both: Did you know that the both of you are named after the 30s burglary duo, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow? I remember Bonnie saying something about her not having a last name and that reminded me of that fact.

Yep! We didn't have a clue wat ol' flowergirl meant da first time buuuut we caught on after a wee bit of time! Sum years or 2... - 💎💰

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For Both: How many times have you been arrested?

For Both: Would you rather spend 50 years in prison or help Shush/Experiment 234 with life-threatening CIA missions?

For Both: Do you have any memories of when some experiments were first created?

For Both: What's your opinion on Fibber/Experiment 032, the lie-detecting experiment? One of the experiments in your first E.A.R.W.A.X meeting?

Atleast twice! - 💎💰

Neitha! I ain't workin wit no fed! We gettin uncuffed! - 💎💰

Not really! We stuck around da lab fer a bit more than most but dat was AGEEEES ago. -💎💰

A SNITCH. SOMEBODY CLOCK EM ON DA HEAD. - 💎