I AM THE MASTER CHEFFER!!!

My name’s Bonnie!!! My gender is epic and cool!!!!! (and fluid)

[master-cheffer]

THE MASTER CHEFFER!!!!

HI!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!! I’m Bonnie! I’m a fictive (that’s what Dile says anyway) and this is my blog! I use they/them—DON’T use other things for me!!!

I’m not playing games! I’m a PERSON, and I wanna talk to my FRIENDS and FAMILY!!! So don’t try to play any weird pretend game things with me!!

I’m also genderfluid! So yeah!! Sometimes girl, sometimes boy, sometimes maverique. But just use they/them except for when I tell you not to!!!!

ALSO!!!!!! I’m a minor, so don’t be weird!!!

DOUBLES AND SOURCEMATES - those are things, apparently! I wanna talk to you!!!

I GOT TAGS!

#i’m cooking — my own posts!!!

#super brain!!! — my memories!!!

#askaroni — stuff people asked me!!!

#rebagel — reblogs! but talking to non-family!

#inedible recipe — vent

#malanga fritters! — Frin!!

#cookies! — Za!

#plums! — Belle!

#madeleines! — Dile!

#pineapple slices! — ME!!! But other me’s!

#bananas! — Loop!

#s’mores! — Phrasie!

#carambolas! — King!

#pancakes! — Mal du Pays!

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Gives you borgor

Chomp!!

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you. Jellybeans

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Chomp chomp:3

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you cake

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Chomnp

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you Bonnie

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Hmmm

Gentle chomp

[master-cheffer]

Wuh???

[tera-of-the-dragons]

On your. Hat

[master-cheffer]

Oh ok. Uh. Gives you pineapple

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Gives you borgor

Chomp!!

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you. Jellybeans

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Chomp chomp:3

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you cake

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Chomnp

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gives you Bonnie

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Hmmm

Gentle chomp

[master-cheffer]

Wuh???

[rainyydoves]

Do you like going clomp clomp clomp

— @master-cheffer

absolutely

[master-cheffer]

I see… some kinda hooved animal perhaps…

[tera-of-the-dragons]

Hi :3

@master-cheffer

BONNIEEEEE HAI

[master-cheffer]

HIIIIIIIIIIII

[master-cheffer]

BIRBBBBBBBB

[large-baguette-112]

appre🧀

[mildateo]

appre🧀

[master-cheffer]

appre🧀

[master-cheffer]

I AM GONNA EAT CRACKERS

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

[shello-hi]

ignore my subpar editing skills. i felt like this was a necessary edition. they are transmasc transfem solidarity

[shinosarna]

[entropic-search]

Yoooo wassup

— @master-cheffer

Hiya Bonnie

Just waking up and doing The Morning Dash Scroll™️

[master-cheffer]

Nice

I’m fronting alone for a bit >:)

[master-cheffer]

Y’know I think Ena really just needs to let go of the idea that we always have to be her all the time. Like even if we’re not acting different we can just Not Be Her

[cb-writes-stuff]

Gonna go on a walk, see y’all later 👋

[cb-writes-stuff]

Good walk, Bonnie joined me. Longer than I intended though

[master-cheffer]

I unlocked my powers of PASSIVE INFLUENCE—I can make Ena’s shoes go glomp glomp glomp when she walks :3

[master-cheffer]

shaking you around grgrgrrrr

WHYYYYYYY

[master-cheffer]

flops.. tired

Tired means you should sleep. Probably.

[master-cheffer]

i gentle roll about..

Aw crab yeah

[master-cheffer]

awawawwaawwawawwa

Hehehe, I get the noises this time >:3

Awawawa!

[master-cheffer]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

u fun

can put u in hoard? i hoard freind

As long as there’s a stove and ingredients and a kitchen and stuff /silly