"Quiero Cantar Como Los Mexicanos"

INFP. AB+. Pisces/Sagitarrius. Dog. Now you know everything.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[semiunwanted]

“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

[weaponizedhorse]

This is next level humor

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

GOLD.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[asiansinhollywood]

First Look of ‘Crazy Rich Asians’

[cametobrazil]

I fcking y e l l e d

[indecent-obsessions]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

What’s your favorite comedy film?

my life

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[liquidstar]

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

[cuteghosts]

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

[liquidstar]

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[kriskrakel]

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

[sweetiewhitpi]

Rebloging with the playlist.

[enbyleighlines]

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

[thes3nator]

[celestialdorito]

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

[bumblign]

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

[honey-sunny-bee]

Ain’t gonna lie

[anarcho-smarmyism]

employee training video: at some point -god forbid- a union organizer may want to talk to you. beware, for that is none other than the devil himself

[crazy-pages]

#im pretty sure that in most countries you cant put that in your training video

Welcome to the United States, please hand over your living wage at the door. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Remember kids

Unions are run by Godless Communists and if you join one you are worse than a Thousand Stalins

Instead be a Real American and work seventeen hours a day for less an hour than a loaf of bread costs and die at forty of stress and various illnesses that you can’t afford to have the doctors treat

It’s what JESUS would want!”

[yolon3rwolf]

Please everyone on Tumblr, you are children and Unions are not good and not the solution

[anarcho-smarmyism]

Unions are the reason we have a minimum wage, overtime, basically all worker’s rights, even if they’re not right for every situation it’s still fucked up that companies pull this shit, you’re dumb and your opinion is wrong

[cyber-yeti]

Birbs <3 

[zoofitness]

well shoot that’s me

[samcahntent]

Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.

[dogzzilla]

View this post on Instagram

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

SICK!

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[theroonimansstuff]

Thats just, really neat

[nopecho]

@pumpulm

[respectfulmemes]