* 𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊.

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* one new message pending...

are you guys having an awesome time ?? are you enjoying your awesome snacks and awesome carnival rides and basking in each other’s awesomeness ?? well we’re here to rain on your cotton candy, and with this secret ??? you might wanna stay home on that next business trip.........

i heard that nan malai’s co-pilot took the fall for her and is currently facing charges for conspiracy to hurt rolfe masters after nan failed to check a jet’s engine. baby were you too busy crying to double check for everyone’s safety ???

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* anonymous asked: If you could choose then who would get exposed next?

and this rose goes to... joey wilson everyone– i wonder if his secret is as empty as his cute little head.

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* anonymous asked: ma'am i am so confused ab who is fucking whom at this point . what are the office romances or burgeoning office romances a lady needs some guidance

i can’t keep up either !! i just found out today valencia and yemaya vacuum the fenty gloss bomb off each other !!

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* anonymous asked: who do you think is most likely to be caught having sex in their office???

is saying sunnie pushing it............

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* anonymous asked: phoenix has that small weiner energy what u talkin about

a man with a chode would not be able to make y’all as mad as he does !! give the man his flowers !!

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* anonymous asked: i hope parker's wife isn't looking cuz i'd let him crack me in half like a crisp egg then divorce me

yeah ?? ur gonna let his pikachu tattoo look you in the eyes while you do it ?? mkay.

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* anonymous asked: rumour has it oliver uses his security guard uniform after hours to make a few extra bucks on tha pole

if you’re lying i’m taking your paid vacation leave, because do NOT play me with this information.

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* anonymous asked: i saw minnie washing her coochie in the bathroom :/

HOW ?? HOW DID YOU SEE THAT ??

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* anonymous asked: 4get sol and griffin.. has anyone seen aylin look at hanbin? girl run

i bet u wish that was u gettin ur meow meow chia pet ate at the gala by hanbin, huh aylin...... i KNOW ur teeth must hurt from how hard you’ve been grinding them

but wait why is she running !! hanbin seems okay !!

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* anonymous asked: who is giving you big shlong energy

oliver !! asher !! and honestly........... i really must say it....... but phoenix. cuz there is NO WAY he’d talk as much schmack as he does if he had a micro.

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* anonymous asked: i swear i saw jack pick leftover food out of his moustache and eat it yesterday. who is HIS therapist?

jack............. please don’t tell me your midnight snacks are all in your mustache..............

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* anonymous asked: careful marrying santos. it's about to be cheaper by the dozen. 🤰 why so many NDAs? and why do we think minnie is so mad? 👩‍🍼

um, i absolutely will not be careful marrying santos ?? you think i don’t WANT his babies ??? you idiot. you absolute clown. what a disgusting lapse in judgment. also minnie is probably pissed that nan got that hathadick before she could !! 

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* anonymous asked: while everyone was busy at the gala, i saw yemaya and val making out at the coat check on my way out. but u didn't hear it from me. talk about opposites attract.

DJ, WAIT...... RUN THAT BACK ?!?!

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* anonymous asked: they're coming this week once the holiday is over and the pigs are out! get your alibis ready

EVERYBODY QUICK BUY SOMETHING ORANGE TO MAKE SURE YOU WON’T LOOK UGLY IN IT !! and joey please......... please don’t answer anything they ask you.............. the government doesn’t need to know i exist, thanks

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* anonymous asked: fmk: exposed people edition

fuck adonis/minnie, marry santos, and kill alice before she gets to me first !! .........too soon ??

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* anonymous asked: i heard through the grapevine that this revelation means they may reopen the case. hopefully everyone has their stories straight when they come in to interview us all. self defense is one thing, but faking a suicide? we're all aiding and abetting right now...

i like your fancy words, i don’t know what aiding and abetting means. but the police bed not interview you guys !! cuz you know what’s gonna happen ?? they’re gonna ask you what you were doing when you found out and ONE OF Y’ALL is gonna spill too much about absolutely everything (i’m looking directly into your dim little eyes, joseph) and then boom, the arsonist gets arrested, minnie is on 60 minutes, santos is on the shade room, and alice is in orange !! that’s not gonna go with her hair color !!

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* anonymous asked: are we going to pretend alice didn’t frame it though?

framed how ??? framed who ??? because that man seems very unalive.