[masterthespianduchovny]

‎Pitch Please: The Padres Play the Quiet Game: Don't Say It Minisode on Apple Podcasts

‎Show Pitch Please, Ep The Padres Play the Quiet Game: Don't Say It Minisode - Jun 20, 2024

[autumnalexfiles]

some X-Files text posts || pt. 2 of ?

[agent-troi]

[prettyscully]

[the-pink-posse]

he’s so happy to see her. 

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[thepoetsandtheplays]

far be it for me to agree with richard papen but he really was onto something with the whole i am nothing in my soul if not obsessive thing like yeah. that’s exactly the kind of poetic, pretentious shit i’d say to romanticise the fact that i have never liked anything in a normal way either

[alexconcerning]

i’m watching the x-files for the first time. thirty years too late but hey…

mulder casually remembering exactly what scully wrote her graduate thesis on is, unfortunately, one of the hottest things i’ve ever seen a fictional man do

the bar is simultaneously in hell and somehow incredibly specific

[shania-twain]

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[79/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

[ornitharts]

I love that Scully was assigned to Mulder to quash his work on the X-files, but she actually matches his freak and ends up making him much much worse

[bloodletterss]

from fresh bones

[nepttunnee]

my favorite thing in the x files is when someone from mulder’s past calls him up specifically because of a completely insane case and then is absolutely baffled by mulder’s equally insane explanation. you invited spooky to the spooky convention and got upset when he showed and up and spooked everyone. what the fuck man

[stealingpotatoes]

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

[stealingpotatoes]

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

[sabrinabinx]

[jordyghavine]

I’m this 🤏🏾 close to letting niggas have it though…

[demijana]

if i'm showing you my soft side, please act like you've been invited somewhere expensive

[svdaily]

have some decorum. take your shoes off at the door, and don’t please make a ruckus

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.