MathStuck:

Another Homestuck Fanventure/AU thing. A class of more than slightly insane hypercompetitive mathematical teenage geniuses play Sburb. The Algebra version. It’s better than it sounds.

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Kaedre: Cool it.

The coast looks clear. You slow down.

KAEDRE: What the heck was tha~at about? ZIANKA: you.didn.t.whisper.softly enough.! AMIKAN: I’m sorry, okay?!! AMIKAN: I forgot how we|| that devI| cou|d hear!!!! ZIANKA: yeah.and it.almost.got.us.killed.! KAEDRE: What~? ZIANKA: come.on. Amikan.just explained it.to.you. not.that.hard.to.understandPSSHH. ZIANKA: yuli.can.tell.when.people.are.talking.about.her. ZIANKA: so.she.can.avoid.becoming.lusus.fodder.for.flarpers. AMIKAN: yeah, she Isn’t exact|y paranoId, but she’s a hIghb|ood,  you know how they are KAEDRE: oh~ KAEDRE: but ZIANKA: don.t.tell.me.you.stillpsh.don.t.get.it.? ZIANKA: it.s.really.as.simple.as.solving.a.system.of.quadratics.

> Zianka: Explain (the proper way).

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==> All: beat it.

ZIANKA: her stupid lusus.gull.is.going to come.back. ZIANKA: run.faster.!

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==> Amikan and Zianka: choose direction to run in.

You set your courses to BACK HOME but oh snap you haven’t got HOMES anymore! You decide to follow KAEDRE!

==> All: beat it.

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==> Kaedre: choose direction to run in.

You set your course to BACK HOME!

==> Amikan and Zianka: choose a direction to run in.

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==> Zianka: show.

AMIKAN: RUN!!!!!!!!!! KAEDRE: run where? AMIKAN: run to somewhere e|se!!! AMIKAN: anywhere but here!!!!!

==> Kaedre: choose direction to run in.

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==> Zianka: see what havoc this has wreaked

emptyConfectionery [EC] began trolling unadulteratedSuperiority [US]

EC: HI GUYS!!! xDDDDDD

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==> Amikan: explain (finally)

AMIKAN: sorry about zIanka, she’s rea||y touchy sometImes. KAEDRE: It’s oka~y KAEDRE: now what about that gull-beast girl? AMIKAN: oh, you see, um AMIKAN: she has thIs thIng about peop|e ta|kIng about her. AMIKAN: she doesn’t rea||y |Ike It??? KAEDRE: u~m... KAEDRE: aren’t we talking about her r~ight now? AMIKAN: She just has a thIng about peop|e sayIng her name. AMIKAN: The devI| on her shou|der can hear rea||y we||, so you have to promIse to not repeat It. KAEDRE: the devil on her shoul~der? AMIKAN: yeah. KAEDRE: ...okay~? AMIKAN: Ready? AMIKAN: Yu|Ira. KAEDRE: what? Yulira? AMIKAN: shhhh I can’t say It agaIn!!!!

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==> Zianka: leave.

You set off in the direction of your RUINED HIVE to salvage any remaining FURNITURE, especially your HUSKTOP. You really need to find your HUSKTOP.

==> Amikan: explain (finally)

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==> Zianka: flip.

ZIANKA: did.you.just.seriously.ask.if.something.s.wrong. ZIANKA: .look.at.it. ZIANKA: see.that.smoldering.wreck.in.the.middle.of.the.neighborhood.? ZIANKA: yeah.that.was.my hive. AMIKAN: zI......... KAEDRE: um... KAEDRE: I’m sorry? KAEDRE: I didn’t ~ really know.... ZIANKA: yeah.and.that.s.why.we.can.t.tell.you. ZIANKA: .cuz.if.we.do. that.s.going.to.happen.again. ZIANKA: so.go awaypssshhhhhhhhh. AMIKAN: ZI!!!!!!!!!!! AMIKAN: omg you know what If you’re goIng to be |Ike thIs, just go over there and see If you can fInd any of your stuff, okay???? AMIKAN: you’re rea||y beIng a jerk today. ZIANKA: what. do.you.want.to.tell.her.or.something.? AMIKAN: why not? jeez AMIKAN: she needs to know, she a|most got kI||ed by her lusus. ZIANKA: you.know.what. ZIANKA: you.go.ahead.and do that. ZIANKA: but.if.it.fucks.up.terriblypshhh.it.s.not.my.fault. AMIKAN: |anguage, zI!!! ZIANKA: .whatever.

==> Zianka: leave.

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==> Amikan: Rebuke Zianka.

AMIKAN: ZI!!!! AMIKAN: god what Is wIth you today??? AMIKAN: you’re turnIng paranoId I swear ZIANKA: yeah.i.just.had.my.frea.king.hive.blown.in. ZIANKA: yeah. no.reason.to.worry. ZIANKA: it.s.just.my.hive. AMIKAN: we|| I’m sorry about your hIve but you need to ca|m down. ZIANKA: seriously. I.just.lost.all.of.my.stuff. KAEDRE: um~ KAEDRE: is something wrong?

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==> weigh costs and benefits of disclosing name

ZIANKA: pshhhno. no.way. no.freaking.way. ZIANKA: we.are.not.telling you.her.name. AMIKAN: zI!!! ZIANKA: no.way. ZIANKA: she.doesn.t.need to.know. KAEDRE: Um AMIKAN: don’t be mean zIanka!!! AMIKAN: It’s not THAT dangerous AMIKAN: she’s not goIng to rIp off our heads or anythIng KAEDRE: what? ZIANKA: her.lusus.might. ZIANKA: ugh. ZIANKA: you.know.how.it.is. ZIANKA: sorry.kaedre.but.we.can.t.tell.you. ZIANKA: it.s.just.too.dangerous.

==> Amikan: Rebuke Zianka.

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==> Pick some HONEYTRUCKLES.

You pick yourself a pretty little bouquet of HONEYTRUCKLES and start to head home. You pass AMIKAN and ZIANKA on the way.

KAEDRE: Hi again~! AMIKAN: Hayy ZIANKA: oh.you.again. what.do.you want. KAEDRE: I was just passing by~ KAEDRE: was that your friend? That girl with the gia~nt wingbeast lusus~? AMIKAN: um kInda AMIKAN: she |ets her custodIan go around kI||Ing peop|e too often!! AMIKAN: but she’s funny ZIANKA: pshh.she.s.fucking.nuts. ZIANKA: and.she.des.troyed.my.hive. KAEDRE: What’s her name again~?

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