Matsus with S/O who doesnāt want kids
Matsus with s/o who doesnāt want kids:
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Osomatsu: āHn? āsmirks- Were you really thinking so hard about that? Donāt sweat it, you can just take care of me. Iāll be your baby, y/n. āsmoochy lips- Plus think of how much money weāll save! Babies are hella expensive. Plus, I have five brothers, and I know weāre all NEETs but the odds have to be that one of them will give our parents grandchildren. Donāt worry, my brothers will take care of it for us! Now come on. Make me a sandwich <3ā
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Karamatsu: āEh? My serene dove! Are you sure? Donāt tell me youāve been talking to my brothers. We NEETs may not have the best financial prospects, but money doesnāt equal happiness, non non. The true meaning of love is to share that love with your parents in the form of grandchildren. And not to worry my angel. I will be the most nurturing and protective and mature father that ever lived. Iāve not learned nothing from my father; I will make sure you and our baby have everything you could ever desire! My dazzling dragonfly! I promise! I will be the best father and our children will grow up to be governors! No, Prime Ministers! No, Hedgefund Managers! Yes! And they will be able to provide for us in our old age, and we shall live out the rest of our days in the countryside, where I will serenade you for eternity, dearest puppyā¦ā*rambles on for 5k more years*
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Choromatsu: āEhhhhhhh?!?? Wh-wh-what!?!?!? No! Shit! Okay, calm down Choromatsu! They said they donāt want to have kids now, but maybe theyāll change their mind. Maybe you can change their mind! Yeah, thatās it! Now, what have you been slacking on lately? I didnāt take the garbage out the other nightā¦.no, no, no. Something bigger. Did they get there last nightā¦..SHIT! WAS THAT IT?!? OKAY! RELAX CHOROMATSU! All you have to do, is step it up in the bedroom. Yeah, thatās it. Okay. You have to answer them, you idiot! Okay deep breath andā¦.FUCK WHAT ABOUT MOM!? I promised mom I would give her a grandchild! I mean, Iāve moved out now but what if she decides to disown me, or worse, wonāt take me in if I mess it up with y/n? Sheāll be so upset and thereās no way Iām staying with one of my brothersā and their girlfriends. I canāt I canāt I canāt. Okay, panicking isnāt helping anything Chioromatsu. Breathe. Answer themā¦..ā Choromatsu took a deep breath, looking y/n right in the eyes. Heād broken into a cold sweat and was trembling a little bit. He looked like he was about to meet the grim reaper. After a few more dreadfully pregnant pauses, he said, āCome on, now, I think youāre overreacting. You should consult me first before making such a decision on your own. Think about my feelings! Come on, sit down, and letās consider everything. Surely there must be something you havenāt consideredā¦ā
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Ichimatsu: -blank stare- āWhat? Why so serious? Relax, itās not like I really care about something like children. Theyāre loud and greedy, and absolutely arrogant. Besides, cats are so much better.ā He smiled, stroking the cat in his lap. āBesides, you woudnāt want to have a child with me. It would probably grow up to be a monster. With my terrible social skills, not to mention lack of parental instincts, weād probably end up killing the poor creature before it even had a chance. I mean, really, what were you thinking? Seriously; raising a child with me? I thought you were smarter than that. Idiot. All we need is each other. And cats. Now, come here,ā āsmoochy lips-
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Jyushimatsu: āAhā¦.Hahaha! Kids?! No, no, weāre definitely not ready for that. The thought honestlyā¦.scares me, too, so Iām glad we agree in that area. Haha! What a relief.ā Jyushimatsu beamed at y/n. He was very good at hiding how he was truly feeling, that was Jyushimatsu. Ever the enigma. But there was something about what heād said and the look in his eyes now. It seemed a bit, melancholic. Y/n asked him if he was truly okay with their decision. Jyushimatsu stopped setting the table for dinner and stared at the table for a long while, before his mouth slowly closed and a frown began to appear. Y/n was startled to say the least, looking at their boyfriendās usually sunshine and cheery face, now marred with a frown. He sighed softly and reached for y/nās hand. The warm sweater sleeve pressed between them, y/n/ felt a little calmer. āI wonātā¦.I canāt lie to you, y/n. Iā¦.I love you. And I want you to make the right decision for you. I support you, regardless of what you decide. The idea of kids scares meā¦.butā¦.it also makes me sad. The thought of, not having kids. Thatās totally nonsense, those feelings donāt mix well!ā He laughed at himself, his other sleeve rubbing the back of his head. āBut the thought of you, raising our child; me helping to raise our child,ā he self-corrected quickly, āthat thought fills me with a lot of happiness, too! The kind of mega ultra high speed Home Run 5000 kind of happiness!ā He shouted, and y/n relaxed with a smile, pressing his hand more firmly in theirs. āMaybe not now, but someday, we could try it. Maybe we should practice first! Iāll go get a baby crocodile, theyāre almost like children! Be right back!ā ābolts out of the house-
S/O: And so, taking these factors into consideration, I think its best that we donāt have children.
Totty: āHm? Oh hoh, Iām glad you came to the same conclusion. I donāt want children either. Thereās no way I would want to be a dad. Ā Babies are expensive and terrible. Besides, I have five older brothers and one of them is bound to knock someone up or attempt a kidnapping. And Choromatsu-nii-san already promised mom a grandchild, so weāre saved. Anyway, it doesnāt matter because Iām all the baby you need, right, y/n? Take care of me forever, and I promise Iāll take care of you foreverā¦ā āsuggestive look with wandering hands-
Hope you guys liked it! This was plus ultra fun to write :3
